/face in hands forever

[penumbrae]

And just what do we have here? A mundane, you say? How amusing.

However, I should warn you I'm not quite like any of the others floating around in your pretty little head, you see; I am much tougher, and not nearly as easily tamed. Do you honestly think you have what it takes to bring me out?

[...]

Oh, well. If anything, this should prove to be rather entertaining.

Let's go.

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FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE MY SWEET

[twotwoed]

[We're allowed to laugh right

please

please]

Oh, my. I wonder if she's aware just what sort of a challenge lies ahead of her.

[Hi

hi hot lady]

NO NEVER

[penumbrae]

[Laugh all you want, dear. The boss is in the house and your joy won't last long.]

Not likely. She seems to be full of whimsies, this one.

[maidenly]

Well, by making this post in the first place, then she has to have at least a little of "what it takes," right?

I HATE YOU

[twotwoed]

[does this mean we get punished I MEAN]

Let's just hope she doesn't put you away so quickly then! Doesn't she know I've missed you all these months out and about?

[penumbrae]

Possibly.

Or maybe she only thinks she does. Wouldn't that be terribly unfortunate? [She... doesn't particularly care.]

NO YOU LOVE ME

[penumbrae]

[MAYBE]

Oh, careful. Those are two very dangerous things you have just said there, William.

I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE

[twotwoed]

Oh? And what if I don't mind a little danger?

YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A RAD BROMANCE

[penumbrae]

Back where I come from, that's called masochism. And it's only fun sometimes. [Oh-so-nonchalantly tossing her hair back. See how much she cares?]

Raarahrooaohfuckit

[twotwoed]

Oh, now you've gone and given my own mundane the worst of ideas.

Though, I'd imagine you don't want me sharing.

[NO WILLIAM NO]

WRITE YOU RAD BROMAAAAAAANCE

[penumbrae]

I don't need to be a psychic to figure out that much on my own. [See what she did there?]

But tell me, Willy-billy-- what have you been up to in my absence?

Willy-billy ALJDALKSDJ I can't

[twotwoed]

I had dearly hoped that would be the case. [(屮ಥДಥ)屮 but seriously he's...more interested now. GTFO YOU PERV.]

And my own madame thought it a grand idea to send me into space.

YOU ASKED FOR IT NOW YOU DEAL WITH IT

[penumbrae]

[You go perv on her, she'll retaliate. And then that will have to be taken off Dear Mun]

Space, really? I begin to feel a little sorry for those poor alien creatures, I must say.

NEVER

[twotwoed]

[Do you think this guy is unable to perv on people once he sets his mind to it. DO YOU.

Oh god don't even let him tell you about his latest escapade. Oh wait.]

And you ought to! One of them just about went into a panic when she thought I was her Empress. It's...a long, convoluted story.

I almost feel sorry myself. Those trolls are such darlings.

[He also fucked a succubus. AAAAAND DON'T EVEN GET US STARTED ON OUR JOBS FOR THE MONTH.]

THEN GTFO THIS POST

[penumbrae]

[No. But he'll be very sorry for trying it on her.]

How outrageous. I expect you showed her you're all man.

Or for the most part, at least. [DEM HIPS ARE VERY FEMININE.]

[maidenly]

That's a bit harsh. At least she's trying.

Re: THEN GTFO THIS POST

[twotwoed]

[DAT ASS You...made him roll his eyes a bit, but whatevs, he knows he's not the most masculine guy around.]

You speak as though you'd know from experience.

[harshwords]

Apparently, it seems like a good majority of these mundanes are like this.

[penumbrae]

Oh, I suppose I can give her some credit for this. [MORE NONCHALANT HAIRFLIPPING GOES HERE.]

Still, there are people who would be sorely disappointed if she were to fail.

[penumbrae]

[It's okay, bishounen guys are nice, too...]

Ah, what can I say? Your hips don't lie, Will.

[penumbrae]

You mean reckless, impulsive and full of whimsies? My, doesn't that sound like a fun place.

OF COURSE YOU KNOW THIS MEANS WAR

[twotwoed]

[Oh, you.]

You're certain you wouldn't want a closer look?

Ah, now Madame's all in a tizzy. I'd expect differently; she always has been a silly one.

BRING IT

[penumbrae]

Are you sure you would like that? [THAT WOULD NOT END WELL.]

Ah, but these mundanes of ours are quite amusing to watch. Mine is even drawing strange comparisons with another pair.

Re: BRING IT

[twotwoed]

And mine's playing the part of a Vaudevillian villain. But to answer your question--by all means, bring it. [Can we...touch you NOT DOING IT YET but can we]

That is, if I survive this month. Oh, Madame has seen to it that I have been had.

[beforeistole]

Muns are fun to tease. [8D

S-sob, Karen, it's a mini version of that arrogant teen. HAVE FUN.]

[penumbrae]

I'm sure you'll make it through. [And sure, you can try. Because while she is approaching him, she's not planning to give him much of a chance for touching.]

However-- [OOPS SOMEONE JUST SNATCHED HIS MASK OFF.] --this might put a new spin on things!