/face in hands forever

[penumbrae]

And just what do we have here? A mundane, you say? How amusing.

However, I should warn you I'm not quite like any of the others floating around in your pretty little head, you see; I am much tougher, and not nearly as easily tamed. Do you honestly think you have what it takes to bring me out?

[...]

Oh, well. If anything, this should prove to be rather entertaining.

Let's go.

Comments

[twotwoed]

Karen, I think the question here is what aren't we going to do.

[EVERYONE IN THIS MUN'S HEADSPACE IS A DELICATE MAIDEN. EVEN EQUIUS AND THE PIGEONS AND THE ROCKETS.]

[penumbrae]

We? Oh, nonono, William. You offered to undress for the part; I'm just a spectator.

[For all intents and purposes, at least; if it gets past that, well.]

[twotwoed]

[That just warrants a bit of a chuckle from him as he continues. Shirtless now, except for the cravat.]

Not a fan of audience participation, Madame? The least you could do is just offer a few more suggestions.

[penumbrae]

[Hmm, hmmm, very good. We might leave the cravat on- and the cravat only.]

Do I ever make things that easy on you?

[twotwoed]

[Yes. We are leaving the cravat on. FOREVER.]

You know what I'll just tell you when I'm done

[twotwoed]

[Going a bit lower now]

[butcherpete]

[WAIT WHAT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH GOD this calls for some class A fourthwalling]

Done I'm so sorry

[butcherpete]

[Sorry Karen, there is a very flustered mundane barreling towards the D_M space]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

YOU TWO.

YOU ARE GOING TO GET ME BANNED FROM THIS COMM.

pffff

[penumbrae]

[She's going to spare you a single, bored look. And then promptly ignore this interference.]

I should hope that was enough audience participation to you, William.

1/2

[twotwoed]

Ah, that is my mundane.

[Said mundane is frothing at the mouth and looking around for blunt objects]

I don't know. I find her presence amusing, anyway.

[Down to boxers and cravat now]

[butcherpete]

FUCK YOU.

EXCEPT NOT LITERALLY BECAUSE JUST GOD NO.

[penumbrae]

If anything, it's her presence that might get her banned from this place. You should tell her that.

Oh, and speaking of telling-- [She approaches him again, one hand on his cravat and the other hell knows where as her breath might just brush past his lips.] --I have to say, I don't think this cravat goes well with boxers. It should be one or the other.

[twotwoed]

I always did love the cravat...

[penumbrae]

I agree it is quite appealing... [Closing in on his ear now so she can whisper:] But what are you going to do about these?

[And yes, she's sort of. Tugging at the waistband on his boxers. Sob.]

[twotwoed]

[Your wish is our command~]

As if you needed to ask.

[penumbrae]

I'm not the psychic here, William. [Tuuugging a little more and... abruptly letting go. On purpose. Oops, that's gotta hurt.]

[twotwoed]

[Wait

the boxers or the cravat mun is confused]

[penumbrae]

[Tugging at the boxers, yes. It's like a tiny elastic whip, man.]

[twotwoed]

[We must warn you, he's kind of skinny and not exactly the most in shape

DEM HIPS should have been some indication of this]

[penumbrae]

[Like she cared. This is all for tormenting him, anyway. Mostly. And you speak as though that was the first time she saw him like that.]

[twotwoed]

[god damn you]

[penumbrae]

[Deal with it]

Well, now. The undressing part is over with, but what about entertaining?

Ruby ILU but what are we doing anymore

[twotwoed]

[And then nothing sexual happened THE END]

LMAO

[penumbrae]

[HEY, SHE FULLY INTENDS TO PUT HIM IN A TOUGH SPOT, NOT GIVE HIM A REWARD.]

Re: LMAO

[twotwoed]

[THen my above statement was serious.]