That New Year's Moment...

[master_of_the_game]

[Artemis, what is with your taste in men? Really? THAT one? Even CAMERON would have been preferable.]

...You know, right now I could really use a drink. A strong one.

Like actual rubbing alcohol. I wonder if I can find some quality prison hooch.

Comments

Wrong icon

[crockshot]

[Yeah, yeah. How dare she have feelings for the smart, funny guy who likes her. What was she thinking?]

There you go again. You're so good at being a bad example.

Re: Wrong icon

[master_of_the_game]

I should have known you'd take any chance to twist the knife a little deeper.

[crockshot]

Enjoying the cuisine? I hear prison food's the best.

[This is what he gets for abandoning mom. Artemis still has all the issues. Kicking him in the face only helped so much.]

[master_of_the_game]

Come on, is that your best? You should have left weak insults like that behind in grade-school. Surely, you have more vitriol in you than that. Prison isn't a big deal, for me.

[She kicked me out, shut up. Okay, maybe I chose to leave, but she shouldn't have given me an ultimatum!]

[crockshot]

What is this? "Come on baby insult me harder"? Ugh. No thanks.

[Please. You'd abandoned her way before the ultimatum.]

[master_of_the_game]

I'm just wondering where your fire went.

[Maybe I was busy KILLING PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD, you ungrateful kid.]

[wallcrawler]

Y'know, I'm pretty sure rubbing alcohol makes you go blind if you drink it. Might interfere with your aim a bit.

...actually, y'know what? Go for it.

[master_of_the_game]

It might be preferable, to seeing what I saw.

[wallcrawler]

Hey, my mun's disappointed too. He says he kinda expected Artemis to carry Kid Mouth, and to be honest, I'm kind of on his side with that one.

But hey, spiders can't be choosers.

[totallyhisniece]

Anyone try to shiv you yet?

[master_of_the_game]

If only. Isolation ward. Too dangerous to be allowed to roam free.

[totallyhisniece]

Well that was nice of them, now all the other crazy people there don't have to deal with you ruining holidays, either.

[master_of_the_game]

Crazy is for Arkham, dear. At least get the location right.

[totallyhisniece]

I did. You people are your own brand of crazy.

[master_of_the_game]

Now that's just false. Criminal? Definitely. Sadistic? Some of us. Gimmicky? Absolutely. Insanity is a specialized category.

[likethecheshire]

Not the red-head I thought she liked.

[master_of_the_game]

Hm?

[likethecheshire]

I had my money on her and Broken Arrow.

[master_of_the_game]

Doubtful.

[likethecheshire]

You won't hear me complaining.

[eyeofthetigress]

I could use a drink too.

_{[Ew ew ew ew ew.]}

[master_of_the_game]

This is...so bizarre.

[eyeofthetigress]

My choice in a husband isn't looking so bad now, is it Daddy?

[master_of_the_game]

Well, not compared to THIS, no.

[eyeofthetigress]

She's still a teenager, right?

Maybe she'll use her brain after the hormones fade away.