That New Year's Moment...

[master_of_the_game]

[Artemis, what is with your taste in men? Really? THAT one? Even CAMERON would have been preferable.]

...You know, right now I could really use a drink. A strong one.

Like actual rubbing alcohol. I wonder if I can find some quality prison hooch.

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[master_of_the_game]

If only. Isolation ward. Too dangerous to be allowed to roam free.

[totallyhisniece]

Well that was nice of them, now all the other crazy people there don't have to deal with you ruining holidays, either.

[master_of_the_game]

Crazy is for Arkham, dear. At least get the location right.

[totallyhisniece]

I did. You people are your own brand of crazy.

[master_of_the_game]

Now that's just false. Criminal? Definitely. Sadistic? Some of us. Gimmicky? Absolutely. Insanity is a specialized category.

[totallyhisniece]

Yeah, sorry, you don't really get a say in what is or isn't insane behavior.

Why do you want a drink so bad anyway?

[master_of_the_game]

No, the Joker doesn't get to say. I'm pretty sure I don't qualify as unsound. Now you're just speaking out of anger.

Because the thought of polluting the Crock bloodline with Speedsters is making me want to forget the world for a while. Dad must be turning in his grave.

[totallyhisniece]

What are you even-

Oh. You probably don't want to know that he's a really good kisser then, do you?

[master_of_the_game]

I don't want to hear this from you.

Hell, even Icicle's son would have been a better choice.

[totallyhisniece]

That's too bad. Don't you want to have a nice father daughter talk, Daddy?

Cam was an okay kisser, but Wally's better.

[You've had all these chances to torture her, Lawrence. Now it's her turn.]

[speedyfanboy]

[Wink.]

[totallyhisniece]

[Oh hay bb.]

[speedyfanboy]

[Hey Beautiful, hey.]

[totallyhisniece]

[If she knew making out with you would upset her dad so much before, she would have kissed you a long, long time ago, Wally. There's always making up for lost time at least.]

keywords!!! sort of!!!

[speedyfanboy]

[You know what they say, Arty? Practice makes perfect.




And we want to aim for perfect right? Totally.]

every time is make out time

[totallyhisniece]

[Definitely, perfection is always a good thing to strive for.

Especially when it means you get to make out with cute speedsters whenever you want.]

aww yeah.

[speedyfanboy]

[And not to mention, making out with really pretty archers?

Totally not a drag.]

1/2

[master_of_the_game]

Not about THIS, I don't.

I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD A KISSER SOME BOY IS. TELL YOUR MOTHER ABOUT THIS, NOT ME.

By the way, about your mother...

2/2

[master_of_the_game]

She's not...dating anyone currently, is she? That I don't know about?

Re: 2/2

[totallyhisniece]

She and Green Arrow have been talking a lot lately...

Oh, you know who else is a good kisser? Red Arrow.

[Trolling you FOREVER, Dad.]

Re: 2/2

[master_of_the_game]

Very funny.

[totallyhisniece]

I think so.

[master_of_the_game]

We'll see how sharp your sense of humor is, once I get out again.

[totallyhisniece]

Is that a threat, Dad?

[master_of_the_game]

What? Kill you? I don't really want to do that any more than your other traitorous sister does.

Your other teammates, however, are fair game. Before I was content to follow orders for a greater plan, but I've realized something.

All these teammates? They're the problem. A bad influence. Since I can't convince you with words, I'm just going to have to cut out the negative influence.