That New Year's Moment...

[master_of_the_game]

[Artemis, what is with your taste in men? Really? THAT one? Even CAMERON would have been preferable.]

...You know, right now I could really use a drink. A strong one.

Like actual rubbing alcohol. I wonder if I can find some quality prison hooch.

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[master_of_the_game]

This is...so bizarre.

[eyeofthetigress]

My choice in a husband isn't looking so bad now, is it Daddy?

[master_of_the_game]

Well, not compared to THIS, no.

[eyeofthetigress]

She's still a teenager, right?

Maybe she'll use her brain after the hormones fade away.

[master_of_the_game]

One can only hope. It's clear that I need to start training her all over again.

[eyeofthetigress]

That's such a shame.

Training with you taught me everything I ever needed to know.

[master_of_the_game]

Oh?

[eyeofthetigress]

Everything I needed to know to survive in the field, at least. Thanks to you, I can kill someone with a tennis racket or even a jump rope. Most people don't understand how easy it is to turn everyday objects into the deadliest of weapons.

_{Mother was always caught up in trying to make me into her, anyway.}

[master_of_the_game]

Resourcefulness is very key. It also gets you out prison very well.

[eyeofthetigress]

That it does.

I hope you get out soon.

[master_of_the_game]

Oh, I will. Just not by serving my sentence.

[eyeofthetigress]

There'd be no fun in that.