That New Year's Moment...

[master_of_the_game]

[Artemis, what is with your taste in men? Really? THAT one? Even CAMERON would have been preferable.]

...You know, right now I could really use a drink. A strong one.

Like actual rubbing alcohol. I wonder if I can find some quality prison hooch.

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Wrong icon

[crockshot]

[Yeah, yeah. How dare she have feelings for the smart, funny guy who likes her. What was she thinking?]

There you go again. You're so good at being a bad example.

Re: Wrong icon

[master_of_the_game]

I should have known you'd take any chance to twist the knife a little deeper.

[crockshot]

Enjoying the cuisine? I hear prison food's the best.

[This is what he gets for abandoning mom. Artemis still has all the issues. Kicking him in the face only helped so much.]

[master_of_the_game]

Come on, is that your best? You should have left weak insults like that behind in grade-school. Surely, you have more vitriol in you than that. Prison isn't a big deal, for me.

[She kicked me out, shut up. Okay, maybe I chose to leave, but she shouldn't have given me an ultimatum!]

[wallcrawler]

Y'know, I'm pretty sure rubbing alcohol makes you go blind if you drink it. Might interfere with your aim a bit.

...actually, y'know what? Go for it.

[master_of_the_game]

It might be preferable, to seeing what I saw.

[crockshot]

What is this? "Come on baby insult me harder"? Ugh. No thanks.

[Please. You'd abandoned her way before the ultimatum.]

[master_of_the_game]

I'm just wondering where your fire went.

[Maybe I was busy KILLING PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD, you ungrateful kid.]

[crockshot]

I've already put way too much time and energy into you as it is, dad. Figure it's time I focus on more important things.

[Like locking lips with Wally.]

[See that's the problem with you. Killing people is always more important than anything else. Your priorities are so messed up.]

[master_of_the_game]

You say that like it's so easy. What, you knock me unconscious once, get a man in your life, and all of a sudden everything else goes away? It's not that simple.

[But antagonism is the only attention I get from my daughters!]

[totallyhisniece]

Anyone try to shiv you yet?

[master_of_the_game]

If only. Isolation ward. Too dangerous to be allowed to roam free.

[totallyhisniece]

Well that was nice of them, now all the other crazy people there don't have to deal with you ruining holidays, either.

[master_of_the_game]

Crazy is for Arkham, dear. At least get the location right.

[crockshot]

I'll worry about that later. If you ever get out.

[That's beyond pathetic.]

[totallyhisniece]

I did. You people are your own brand of crazy.

[master_of_the_game]

Now that's just false. Criminal? Definitely. Sadistic? Some of us. Gimmicky? Absolutely. Insanity is a specialized category.

[master_of_the_game]

You know that I will.

[totallyhisniece]

Yeah, sorry, you don't really get a say in what is or isn't insane behavior.

Why do you want a drink so bad anyway?

[master_of_the_game]

No, the Joker doesn't get to say. I'm pretty sure I don't qualify as unsound. Now you're just speaking out of anger.

Because the thought of polluting the Crock bloodline with Speedsters is making me want to forget the world for a while. Dad must be turning in his grave.

[totallyhisniece]

What are you even-

Oh. You probably don't want to know that he's a really good kisser then, do you?

[master_of_the_game]

I don't want to hear this from you.

Hell, even Icicle's son would have been a better choice.

[totallyhisniece]

That's too bad. Don't you want to have a nice father daughter talk, Daddy?

Cam was an okay kisser, but Wally's better.

[You've had all these chances to torture her, Lawrence. Now it's her turn.]

[speedyfanboy]

[Wink.]

[crockshot]

Then we'll just put you back in again. No big.