That New Year's Moment...

[master_of_the_game]

[Artemis, what is with your taste in men? Really? THAT one? Even CAMERON would have been preferable.]

...You know, right now I could really use a drink. A strong one.

Like actual rubbing alcohol. I wonder if I can find some quality prison hooch.

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[master_of_the_game]

Come on, is that your best? You should have left weak insults like that behind in grade-school. Surely, you have more vitriol in you than that. Prison isn't a big deal, for me.

[She kicked me out, shut up. Okay, maybe I chose to leave, but she shouldn't have given me an ultimatum!]

[crockshot]

What is this? "Come on baby insult me harder"? Ugh. No thanks.

[Please. You'd abandoned her way before the ultimatum.]

[master_of_the_game]

I'm just wondering where your fire went.

[Maybe I was busy KILLING PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD, you ungrateful kid.]

[crockshot]

I've already put way too much time and energy into you as it is, dad. Figure it's time I focus on more important things.

[Like locking lips with Wally.]

[See that's the problem with you. Killing people is always more important than anything else. Your priorities are so messed up.]

[master_of_the_game]

You say that like it's so easy. What, you knock me unconscious once, get a man in your life, and all of a sudden everything else goes away? It's not that simple.

[But antagonism is the only attention I get from my daughters!]

[crockshot]

I'll worry about that later. If you ever get out.

[That's beyond pathetic.]

[master_of_the_game]

You know that I will.

[crockshot]

Then we'll just put you back in again. No big.

[master_of_the_game]

Next time you won't be catching me off guard.

[crockshot]

We'll see about that.

[master_of_the_game]

Indeed we shall.