Homeless, bored

[super_sane]

Hunny Mun,

Is it just me, or is the whole world getting funnier by the second? Pretending that their lives are peachy-keen and full of strawberries and rainbows while they plop down on their fat bottoms and watch the latest reality TV show.

[He pauses, and gives a short, soft laugh.]

I say give me a show, and watch what happens. I'd show them all the humor in their failure of a life. The priorities of people these days are nothing but a sick gag! A big joke. They always have been of course, but it's all so much worse now. Makes me want to show them more than ever how close we all are to being a bunch of sniveling, cackling madmen.

We're so close, I can feel it. I can smell it in the air~ All the people need is that one tiiiiiny little push out the window to start their free-fall. Who better to give them that push than me?

Who better~?

[There's a glint in his eyes as he giggles softly to himself..]

Comments

[girlyscreaming]

Hey, you should meet my brother, Raph! He's always one push away from going nuts!

[super_sane]

[For some reason, your lack of pants only makes sense to him, Mikey. It only makes sense. Joker looks thoughtful.]

Oh~? Always did want to put PETA on my list of enemies...

[certified_sane]

You tell the best stories...

[super_sane]

[He definitely agrees.]

Thanks, sugar pie. The best stories for my favorite gal.

This. I really shouldn't but these two havet to meet.

[wacky_taco]

At least someone understands the failings of people other than me.

Heh, I dunno who that character is, but I completely agree

[super_sane]

Oh I've seen almost more than I can bear! If I don't watch out, it may just drive me sane again.

[Has a bit of a laugh at that. He cracks himself up, really, he does.]

[ex_evilly919]

Wow, Mister!

What's wrong with your face?! [ no she's not trying to be mean it's just the question of an innocent child okay !! ]

[super_sane]

[D'aw, innocent? His favorite!]

A very unfortunate accident with a container of silly putty and a bit of paint. Wanna touch? I promise it isn't contagious.

[Although technically, with Joker Venom...]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

["Give me a show" are all the words this showmare needs. This... hairless ape looks weirder then most of the rest of them, but Trixie always pleases her audience.]

Look, and be amazed, for the pony that is gracing your eyes with her very presence is the most powerful, most enticing, most dazzling showmare in all of Equestria! Behold the power that is...

[Fireworks out of nowhere, which explode in many pretty colors. Then a puff of smoke appears near a corner. The smoke is sparkly, too. When the smoke clears, a blue mare unicorn with white hair decked out in a purple cape and wizard hat is standing there, the sparkles still sparkling.]

The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie!

[She poses and more fireworks appear from behind her, exploding in those same pretty colors.]

[super_sane]

[What the? Joker stares at all this, and can't help but get increasingly annoyed.]

Hey! You tryin to steal my thunder!?

[weaponmadeperfect]

Now see I can think of a few people to line up for you to give the push to. Problem is I don't they'll stay down once they hit the ground floor.

Oh well that's what flame throwers and grenade launchers are for. [Sherry, sometimes you scare your mun.]

[super_sane]

You know, I have that same problem whenever I visit Metropolis.

[lexluxor]

NO one wants you around, clown.

[super_sane]

[He'll ignore that slight bit of catchy rhyming you just did to react thusly: Lifting his arm, Joker squints his eyes as though he were being temporarily blinded by some sort of light.]

Why, I'd recognize that glaring light anywhere! Lexy old boy, that you? Do me a favor, won't you?

[bat_daughter]

There's nothing funny about you, clown.

[super_sane]

Agree to disagree, hm?

[indecent_butterfly]

One small push in the right direction and they all fall down. Where one wants them to land is another story.

[super_sane]

Well! I've been thinking: why not stack them up one on top of the other for a new world record of dead, stacked corpses? There has to be one for that, right?

[He chuckles.]

I bet there is.

[l33t_winged_bat]

She's dreamed about doing this for years, and here's it's safe. Barbara Gordon wheels up to him.

"You want a show, huh?" she asks, bitterly.

[super_sane]

Safer here than anywhere else, although considering who he is, nowhere is ever truly a sanctuary from him. Still, he's simultaneously thrilled and amused to see her wheel on up to him. Points for boldness and all that.

"Sure! A couple of 180s, maybe a handstand. I'd ask you to do a cartwheel, but, well--" Joker pauses to laugh before continuing, "--you know. Love the ride, by the way. Must save a ton on gas."

[pretty_bird]

Here's the thing about guys like you; there will always be people like me just waiting to put you away again, kicking your purple suited ass is just a side bonus.

[super_sane]

Firm-assed.

[a_cruel_chill]

[You're going to get a look, clown.]

You should beware, clown. You have a lot to suffer for, with the many deaths you have caused.

So rare to see a Freeze! \o/

[super_sane]

[It's quite the chilly look.]

Well if it isn't the poster boy for hypothermia. Got anymore advice for me? You know I always listen to you. Maybe you can give me the name of your plastic surgeon?

I've been wanting to switch from white to blue for years.

[poison_ivy]

They destroy their minds like they destroy the environment, this should be a surprise to no one anymore. You having a new show would be an all time low though.

[super_sane]

Sorry, I heard you say 'all time high'. As in the ratings, no doubt.

[Mun would watch it.]

By the way, my first episode would be called: Who Cares About The Environment? Then we'd burn a buncha plants.

[Throw some weedkiller on em, etc. etc. Joker grins.]

You can bring the dip.

[flyingg]

So what if people do know how close we are to being a bunch of madmen? What use would any of it be, then?

[super_sane]

So they can see that nothing will stop it from happening. At least, not if I have my way. Can't you just picture it: billions watching as all those frowns turn upside down.

Even yours.

From Nation's sister game, MergeD

[arach_nerd]

[Yawn]

You really need to get new material.

hello~

[super_sane]

[Laugh]

Funny coming from you.