Homeless, bored

[super_sane]

Hunny Mun,

Is it just me, or is the whole world getting funnier by the second? Pretending that their lives are peachy-keen and full of strawberries and rainbows while they plop down on their fat bottoms and watch the latest reality TV show.

[He pauses, and gives a short, soft laugh.]

I say give me a show, and watch what happens. I'd show them all the humor in their failure of a life. The priorities of people these days are nothing but a sick gag! A big joke. They always have been of course, but it's all so much worse now. Makes me want to show them more than ever how close we all are to being a bunch of sniveling, cackling madmen.

We're so close, I can feel it. I can smell it in the air~ All the people need is that one tiiiiiny little push out the window to start their free-fall. Who better to give them that push than me?

Who better~?

[There's a glint in his eyes as he giggles softly to himself..]

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[cape_and_wizard_hat]

["Give me a show" are all the words this showmare needs. This... hairless ape looks weirder then most of the rest of them, but Trixie always pleases her audience.]

Look, and be amazed, for the pony that is gracing your eyes with her very presence is the most powerful, most enticing, most dazzling showmare in all of Equestria! Behold the power that is...

[Fireworks out of nowhere, which explode in many pretty colors. Then a puff of smoke appears near a corner. The smoke is sparkly, too. When the smoke clears, a blue mare unicorn with white hair decked out in a purple cape and wizard hat is standing there, the sparkles still sparkling.]

The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie!

[She poses and more fireworks appear from behind her, exploding in those same pretty colors.]

[super_sane]

[What the? Joker stares at all this, and can't help but get increasingly annoyed.]

Hey! You tryin to steal my thunder!?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie is trying to entertain you.

[She theatrically points a hoof to the hairless ape.]

You did ask for a show, did you not?

[super_sane]

[Oh, well he guesses that sounds about right..]

Maybe, but a show for me.

[Being a talking pony does help ease the pain of her sudden, upstaging appearance. Her? He? It?]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Right! The Great and Powerful Trixie was going to perform a show for you!

[super_sane]

[Well color him intrigued! Or peach. Magenta?]

Oh, well go right ahead then~

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie clears her throat. She then begins to spin a story of her and somepony named Daring-Do and how they retrieved a legendary statue. The story in itself, Trixie tries to make it as good as possible, but a few spots could be bland and/or lacking.

Throughout her story, she uses magical illusions and fireworks to emphasize points in the story. The illusions are somewhat flawed, but Trixie thinks their good enough.

The story takes around 45 minutes or so and Trixie doesn't sound like her voice is becoming hoarse at all, like she's used to speaking this loudly for extended periods of time. It's also very theatrical, with Trixie performing theatrical moments. But all things must come to n end.]

...And so The Great and Powerful Trixie and Daring-Do escaped from Ahuizotl with the statue intact. The end.

[She then gives a deep, theatrical bow, signaling the end of the story.]

[super_sane]

[Hmmm...oh what the Hell? He claps, and even gives a little whistle.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie's just going to bask in this hairless ape's awe for a minute or two.]

[super_sane]

[Good enough show to not get you killed and your head mounted on his wall, Trixie. Well done!]