Homeless, bored

[super_sane]

Hunny Mun,

Is it just me, or is the whole world getting funnier by the second? Pretending that their lives are peachy-keen and full of strawberries and rainbows while they plop down on their fat bottoms and watch the latest reality TV show.

[He pauses, and gives a short, soft laugh.]

I say give me a show, and watch what happens. I'd show them all the humor in their failure of a life. The priorities of people these days are nothing but a sick gag! A big joke. They always have been of course, but it's all so much worse now. Makes me want to show them more than ever how close we all are to being a bunch of sniveling, cackling madmen.

We're so close, I can feel it. I can smell it in the air~ All the people need is that one tiiiiiny little push out the window to start their free-fall. Who better to give them that push than me?

Who better~?

[There's a glint in his eyes as he giggles softly to himself..]

Comments

bah typos

[wacky_taco]

Sure but then it's not much of a name.

[Seeing the buzzer now he didn't at all seem bothered.]

Oh that's okay. It would of probably malfunctioned anyway. Sort of a situational immortality.

I could gut a man in broad daylight in the middle of the street and they would never catch me.

[super_sane]

[Aw, he has powers! What a shame. Suddenly, he is sad.]

[wacky_taco]

It's not really a super-power. It's more like the universe doesn't want me dead.

[super_sane]

Same difference, sweet cheeks~

[wacky_taco]

I guess but it just doesn't feel exactly super to be the world's bathtub drain.

[super_sane]

[Makes him feel better though. Not a bad cheer up job, Johnny.]

A little Drain-O ought to clear that right up.

[Chuckle chuckle]

[wacky_taco]

[Well a happy clown was the best kind of clown.]

Yeah funny thing, drain-o came in the form of a massive fatal head-wound for me. Then I got to meet god. Turns out he's a fat lazy slob.

[super_sane]

Heh...hehehe~

Figures. He's been slacking in some areas. I think he hates when he hears a prayer from me.

[To be fair it tends to be along the lines of lightning striking Batman while he's gliding mid-air, or Robin's little girl shorts falling down in public. Gordon's mustache burning off, that kind of thing.]