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dear_mun2012-01-10 03:15 am
canon is Oglaf, game is
paradisa
Look, girl. I know you thought it would be fun to bring me to that little castle of yours, but we have a few very serious problems to deal with. You had to have known that everyone there is just the worst, most boring kind of prude. How many virgins can exist in one castle anyway? I've only found a handful of people who are even vaguely interesting, but what's worse is that they're all rebelling. You told me that they'd lie back and accept my reign. Did you lie to me?
And I'm dreadfully alone. You haven't worked nearly hard enough on finding my Apprentice or the Xoan Ambassador -- you know they exist, but you haven't spent your time grabbing them by the collars and forcing them to attend to me.
Well? Oh, so now you have nothing to say to me. I might have known.
And I'm dreadfully alone. You haven't worked nearly hard enough on finding my Apprentice or the Xoan Ambassador -- you know they exist, but you haven't spent your time grabbing them by the collars and forcing them to attend to me.
Well? Oh, so now you have nothing to say to me. I might have known.

I love Oglaf xD
It also requires no application so you could go in right now if you really wanted.
yay \o/
Miracle of miracles, I've managed to fulfill that particular need in the place where I am now. Besides, I'm a ruler. I would never go someplace where applications weren't even required.
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But quite frankly I don't know what is in your head from the bare minimum of things my mundane just told me about you.
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Maybe something involving a soup tureen and a sturgeon.
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Thank you.
[Rolls her eyes as she adds]
The more time between be ending up where Im headed once this application is done and now the better.
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And really?
Who in particular have you made friends with? [I should probably mention the Canon is Red vs Blue, not Halo.]
I mean I'm sure my Mun knows but I'm left in the dark here.
I don't think Wash has actually revealed his name yet
Those helmets really are quite bulky.
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Oh crap I forgot to write something here. And lol she can go by descriptions.
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By the way since you started replying Ive been reading Oglaf. Im loving this so much. XD
THE MORE PEOPLE WHO READ IT, THE BETTER
Oh my god this is great stuff. Also just because Mun knows doesnt mean she does. ;)
I got a Greir to put in a reserve, too (she's the money-obsessed bounty hunter)
Im actually apping at a DW/LJ game for the first time at Sing,but Paradisa, from what I hear,is fun
Paradisa is so great. We'd love it if you ever came to play with us!
Like I told the other person from there I've talked to- next month for sure.
/waits patiently!
Its totally hilarious that I kind of ship Wash/479 from season 6 onwards.
I actually know nothing about RvB ;A;
Aw. That sucks. Try it sometime but dont judge by season 1.
My main problem is that it's super long, and I have the attention span of a squirrel
Its like the length of 9 movies. You can spread out the watch time because 5 min episodes. :D
SIGH adding more things to the list of stuff I have to watch
Unarousing? Not the word I would use for that but I kind of have a thing for armor.
It covers too much! TOO MUCH!
Look up Monty Oum Carolina CT South. Find his deviantart and have a look. Its pretty damn sexy.
Mistress does not appreciate covered up skin!
But...sometimes imagination is part of the sexy! D:
Not in her kingdom!
You guys should get a Director. Im sure ANOTHER conniving evil mastermind would be GREAT.
Just what Paradisa needs!
The best part is my character is loyal to him and doesnt know what he will/has done. XD
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Time shit is the worst kind to deal with. Watch as she attempts to explain space travel.
Time AND fantasy x_x;
in which I laugh out loud.
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By the way, Miss Mun just told her about Mistress. Not what mistress was doing with said people.
It's important information, and Mistress is very open anyway.
<If I had an icon to use where she's blushing this would be that icon
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Yes she did. Silly her.
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Ugh. You guys are being coddled. :P
They really are
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No joke. No one EVER uses her. Its a shame.
Are you kidding me? I've played Fran Fine. I know hard-to-find characters!
Ha
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Shes totally implying you're a cow. I mean slut. Woops the RVB references never end...
WOW RUDE and after Mistress was so nice to you
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Hey it still counts.
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Shes not being bitter about it. I just decided to try something. RVB minor/hug chars. have no faces
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Shes fine when shes not bored. She was SO BITCHY in Recovery One it was great. Season 6 was less so.
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Oh good. Something we haven't been over yet. The M word.
Some people have magic! Get over it :)
Im cringing at word choice in my last post. SO NOT IC.
Don't worry, I do that all the time
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Heads up I need to sleep.
Good night!! <3
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Mistress reminds me of my older brother now. "you can come into my room but dont touch anything". Ha
UGH I LOST THIS TAG I'M SORRY
Dont worry about it. :)
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Oglaaaaf
\o/
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My cat says ".////////////" to you, but that's OOC so I deleted it
This is why I'm glad my dog is too short to reach the keyboard.
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I've just really wanted to use this icon since I made it
Ha ha. Sadaharu's canon is MOSTLY nsfw icon opportunities.
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Oops. He can't help having Shadahl's preferences.
But he can help rudeness!
Unfortunately, he's TOO honest.
A flaw he should work on.
At least he's used to magical warriors trying to kill him.
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That's one thing he'll never have a lack of confidence in.
Mistress says that it's probably the Sex King's penis, and thus he has no right to be confident
It's put forward in the manga that it probably IS Shadahl's influence.
So there!
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Another Oglaf reader here.
Oglaf party!
Just need canon appropriate party music.
I believe we'll need a porn soundtrack from 1974
Hm. Bow chicka wow wow?
/keyboards all over this thread
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Too bad you can't really do much with me until the mun decides to take me off the loss I'm on.
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But you're so precious that way. What are you, exactly?
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I'm an artificial intelligence unit.
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[Sure Jeanette's impressed but she's hiding it behind a seductive smile.]
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[They were far too similar in how they enjoyed "certain activities" to not want in on that fun.]
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