canon is Oglaf, game is paradisa

[themistress]

Look, girl. I know you thought it would be fun to bring me to that little castle of yours, but we have a few very serious problems to deal with. You had to have known that everyone there is just the worst, most boring kind of prude. How many virgins can exist in one castle anyway? I've only found a handful of people who are even vaguely interesting, but what's worse is that they're all rebelling. You told me that they'd lie back and accept my reign. Did you lie to me?

And I'm dreadfully alone. You haven't worked nearly hard enough on finding my Apprentice or the Xoan Ambassador -- you know they exist, but you haven't spent your time grabbing them by the collars and forcing them to attend to me.

Well? Oh, so now you have nothing to say to me. I might have known.

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[themistress]

Hmm? Oh, him? No. Magical sleep. We're still figuring it out.

[stillshinigami]

Oh. Okay. Cool.

[Unfair icons making him a little bit flustered.] Alright. Hey. Nice chatting with ya.

[themistress]

Yes, you too.