Canon is the Artemis Fowl series. ~Someone~ is cranky. :| Also, voicetesting.

[koboi]

My dear mundane,

Your efforts to ruin my peace of mind have not gone unnoticed. It would be of everyone's best interest if you let me return right now, so I may watch how the trolls tear apart my enemies - after all I had so very much time to think of the most suitable demise for them, so at least I should be granted the joy of seeing them die now. Surely you will find yourself agreeing and perfectly willing to let me leave.

Believe me, the alternatives are not as pleasant, human. Just keep in mind that there is always room for more people on my death list.

Impatiently awaiting your decision,
Opal Koboi, future Queen of the World.

Comments

[smugfox]

How familiar are you with what else goes on in your mun's head?

[signedscarlet]

I'm kinda new? Older me knows more.

[smugfox]

Well, I've been requested to go easy on you. So.

I have a long-established relationship of the romantic sort with one of the other people written by your mun.

[signedscarlet]

Oh, oh you're that Reynard! The one who caused the takeover.

[smugfox]

...how many Reynards do you know?

[signedscarlet]

Hey, I've just met you, you could've been anyone!

[smugfox]

Just making sure.

What've you heard of me? Only the worst, I hope.

[signedscarlet]

Mostly about how it's your fault that the Robin guy gets all the attention.

He's cute though. Lucky you.