Canon is the Artemis Fowl series. ~Someone~ is cranky. :| Also, voicetesting.

[koboi]

My dear mundane,

Your efforts to ruin my peace of mind have not gone unnoticed. It would be of everyone's best interest if you let me return right now, so I may watch how the trolls tear apart my enemies - after all I had so very much time to think of the most suitable demise for them, so at least I should be granted the joy of seeing them die now. Surely you will find yourself agreeing and perfectly willing to let me leave.

Believe me, the alternatives are not as pleasant, human. Just keep in mind that there is always room for more people on my death list.

Impatiently awaiting your decision,
Opal Koboi, future Queen of the World.

Comments

[simple_toon]

You've got Trolls?

[koboi]

Do you not?

[simple_toon]

No, but my big brother Artemis has beaten Trolls before!

[koboi]

[Wait. Wait. There's three foot of mildly confused yet slightly enraged pixie right in front of you.]

Your big brother Artemis? Artemis Fowl?

[simple_toon]

[Here's a silly giggle and grin, Beckett is not impressed with your rage Opal!]

Yep! Artemis Fowl the Second! The smartest big brother ever!!!

[koboi]

[Of course not.

In first place, she is confused now, trying to make sense out of this. Artemis had no siblings. And Artemis was, right now, locked inside a soon-to-be demolished theme park full of trolls.

Thus, if the boy in front of her was indeed her nemesis' brother, he must be from a dark, dark future. Little did she know that this was the correct assumption.

Or, Artemis just and simply had a brother she (and the rest of the population of the Lower Elements) had not been aware of.

Maybe an adoptive son... But there was another thing that bothered her now.]

You said he has beaten trolls before. When? Where?

[simple_toon]

[Beckett is unphased and perpetually cheerful in the face of strangers :D]

On his adventures with the fairy people! Artemis has lots of Adventures. I'm gonna go on Adventures too when I'm bigger!

[koboi]

[Opal is awful and crazy in the face of about everyone.

But this. This was almost even better than she could ever have dreamed it to be! Artemis' brother! All alone! The key to destroy her enemy's entire family, just within reach!]

You could go on an adventure now even, human boy!

[simple_toon]

I can? really? Can Myles come too? He's been sad ever since the psy...psy (Stumbling over the word) psyconaughtic Pixie lady blew up Professor Primate.

[koboi]

[Opal is so gloriously unaware.]

Oh yes, yes, your Myles can come to. Whatever he is. [The rest will be kept in mind. For the moment.]

[simple_toon]

YAY! Lemme go tell Artemis! He'll be so proud!

[Turns to go find his Artemis]

[koboi]

[Nononono, anything but that.]

Wouldn't you prefer to surprise him once you return from your adventure?

[simple_toon]

[Stops short]

I like surprises!

[koboi]

And certainly Artemis does as well. Imagine his face once he hears you have been on an adventure just like him!

[No really, imagine it! While Opal can't believe Artemis could possibly/i> survive the trolls, well. One could never be sure. What if the future-theory had not been so abstract, after all, and she could pay him back even worse...~]

[signedscarlet]

She should send you to a therapist.

This can only go well. XD

[koboi]

I do not think so, human. I can assure you, I am perfectly sane.

How many tags before Tilda is on the death list?

[signedscarlet]

You think you're not human?

[smugfox]

That's quite regrettable, such a set-up and then you miss the execution...

Ten. Tops. :| XD

[koboi]

[Humans. Always bound to ask the most stupid of questions.]

I was not born human, but I am becoming human. It is necessary.

[signedscarlet]

Wait. Wait. Hold your horses. Is this some sort of backwards abducted by aliens thing?

[koboi]

It is going to be an iconic moment of my career, missing it would be absolutely unacceptable. But humans can be so unbearably stubborn.

[smugfox]

Can't everyone? But it's a useful trait at times.

If she's set on taking you from there, you might be better advised planning future endeavors, your future Majesty.

[smugfox]

Hi.

[signedscarlet]

Um... hi?

[koboi]

Horses-- [Ignore it, Opal. Just ignore it.]

No, it is not like that. As I already mentioned, I am to become the queen of the world. [Said like a fact.]

Certain circumstances lead to the possible necessity of the extinction of a species -- or perhaps, several. Now, it would be most unfortunate if humans, as the species who I chose to be under my rule first, would recognize me as one of those people they will have to fight eventually.

[With her so far? And don't stare at her. Just don't.]