Voice Testing

[collateraldamage]

H-Hey now, lets not be so hasty.

It's only natural to be drawn to someone with such natural raw charisma and charm as me, but you should think a bit more before sending me to a town I can't get out of... What if they've seen the posters of me or heard of the reward? It doesn't even bear thinking about! I'd be trapped and with everybody wanting an extra sixty billion double dollars, they probably wouldn't even notice the horrible things that happened all the--

[Wait a second! Vash pauses in the middle of working himself up towards a full-blown tearful plea for his life. Horrible things? Danger? Fair maidens in danger?]

...

Maybe you're right! I am definitely the man for the job. When I think about all those poor defenceless beautiful women in need of someone manly and heroic to swoop in and save them... DON'T WORRY LADIES, I'M ON MY WAY!!

Comments

[memory_of_fire]

No one needs you.

[Without even talking directly to her Vash had her ready to rip him apart.]

[collateraldamage]

That seems a little harsh, miss, did I do something wrong?

[memory_of_fire]

I don't like pompous womanizers like you. Women don't need men, ESPECIALLY men like you!

[collateraldamage]

Pompous? Womanizer?!

[Drawing himself up to full height, he arranges his expression into something serious and not at all like a pervert.]

...I think you must have me confused with someone else!

[memory_of_fire]

"raw natural charisma and charm" "Poor Defenseless beautiful women"

Yeah I'm convinced.

[materia_medica]

OH please. You sounds like you'd save us all some trouble if you tone it down.

[collateraldamage]

[Well hello, it looks like someone answered his call already. His eyes are practically sparkling as he slides right up to her.]

Right! Toning it down right now... hahahaha!

[materia_medica]

You're adorable. [Her tone implies anything but that. She seemed annoyed]

[collateraldamage]

You really think so?! I knew we were destined to be together, one look in your eyes told me that.

[materia_medica]

[...]

Are you always this charming, Casanova?

THIS WORLD IS MADE OF LOVE AND PEACE!!! <3

[tree_puncher]

Mmm... I wonder if you're really as awesome as my Mun keeps saying you are...

1/2

[collateraldamage]

[Cue him striking a manly pose and lowering his voice by a good octave in an attempt to sound impressive.]

I am the legendary gunman, the suave and handsome nomad, the alluring mystery stranger.

LOVE AND PEACE! say it with me

[collateraldamage]

Your mun wouldn't happen to be a beautiful woman, would they?

LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE!

[tree_puncher]

Sadly... No... From what little I understand of this gender thing, my Mun is male.

Still he's a big fan of yours...

ohhh yeaaaaah 8)

[collateraldamage]

Oh.

[Momentary disappointment, before he's back smiling again.]

It's still always nice to meet a fan! [As long as that fan was a fan, and not someone after the bounty, of course.]

Re: ohhh yeaaaaah 8)

[tree_puncher]

My mun says something about how he's willing and waiting to fight the "Bounty Hunters" with you, if that means anything...

But enough about him... I see that you've got a game set for you to be joining, lucky you.

[theoniongirl]

[Oh boy.]

Defenseless?

[not that she's the best proof of women's physical prowess...but...really. She can't help looking amused.]

[collateraldamage]

[Well HELLO there.

He sliiiides on up next to her, raising a hand and grinning like a moron.]

That's right! I'm here for all your bodyguarding needs, miss.

[theoniongirl]

[Gah! She'll just...take a step back, thank you.]

That's...sweet.

But what if I don't need bodyguarding?

[goldenglasses]

Ah! Those ladies are in good hands! But you know me, if you can't handle it, I'm more than happy to step in!

Besides! Maybe if you're lucky the people there wouldn't have seen the posters! The place I'm in the people there have no CLUE how much I'm worth! There's not even any money there! It's wonderful!

[collateraldamage]

[THIS IS NOT SOMETHING HE EVER IMAGINED HAPPENING...

He stares for a long, long moment. Before he's just chuckling and rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.]

A vote of confidence from someone so dashingly handsome is just what I needed! Has anyone ever told you, stranger, that you inspire GREAT FEELINGS OF LOVE AND PEACE with just one glance of your stunning eyes?

See, I knew I shouldn't have tagged this. *is going to die laughing*

[goldenglasses]

Only just every single day. When the woman aren't too busy swooning and trying to shove each other out of the way to get to me.

And might I say! What a remarkable hair style! I can just tell that you are a man dedicated to his dashing good looks! Not that you have to try too hard, I'm sure. And I'd also like to add that it looks nothing like a broom and it in no way, at all, makes you look like a momma's boy.

this is my first time playing Vash, be gentle!

[collateraldamage]

Why, how kind of you to notice.

[Cue him striking a pose, a thoughtful and enigmatic pose. No really.]

This hairstyle is one that can only be pulled off by the most manly of men, and is envied the world over... especially by priests. They're never able to attain locks this luscious, those poor preachers.

I don't think that's necessary! You're doing great so far!

[goldenglasses]

It's a tragedy. A real tragedy. They also need to learn to stop being so jealous. Just because it's impossible for them to look as good as we do that's no reason they should put anyone in a headlock. It's so sad.

[strawberryredgrave]

(Manly and heroic? You're going to have some competition in Mayfield, Vash.)

I've seen some of those women...they're not all defenseless.