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dear_mun2012-03-28 10:28 pm
collateraldamage) wrote in dear_mun2012-03-28 10:28 pm
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Voice Testing
H-Hey now, lets not be so hasty.
It's only natural to be drawn to someone with such natural raw charisma and charm as me, but you should think a bit more before sending me to a town I can't get out of... What if they've seen the posters of me or heard of the reward? It doesn't even bear thinking about! I'd be trapped and with everybody wanting an extra sixty billion double dollars, they probably wouldn't even notice the horrible things that happened all the--
[Wait a second! Vash pauses in the middle of working himself up towards a full-blown tearful plea for his life. Horrible things? Danger? Fair maidens in danger?]
...
Maybe you're right! I am definitely the man for the job. When I think about all those poor defenceless beautiful women in need of someone manly and heroic to swoop in and save them... DON'T WORRY LADIES, I'M ON MY WAY!!
It's only natural to be drawn to someone with such natural raw charisma and charm as me, but you should think a bit more before sending me to a town I can't get out of... What if they've seen the posters of me or heard of the reward? It doesn't even bear thinking about! I'd be trapped and with everybody wanting an extra sixty billion double dollars, they probably wouldn't even notice the horrible things that happened all the--
[Wait a second! Vash pauses in the middle of working himself up towards a full-blown tearful plea for his life. Horrible things? Danger? Fair maidens in danger?]
...
Maybe you're right! I am definitely the man for the job. When I think about all those poor defenceless beautiful women in need of someone manly and heroic to swoop in and save them... DON'T WORRY LADIES, I'M ON MY WAY!!