Voice Testing

[collateraldamage]

H-Hey now, lets not be so hasty.

It's only natural to be drawn to someone with such natural raw charisma and charm as me, but you should think a bit more before sending me to a town I can't get out of... What if they've seen the posters of me or heard of the reward? It doesn't even bear thinking about! I'd be trapped and with everybody wanting an extra sixty billion double dollars, they probably wouldn't even notice the horrible things that happened all the--

[Wait a second! Vash pauses in the middle of working himself up towards a full-blown tearful plea for his life. Horrible things? Danger? Fair maidens in danger?]

...

Maybe you're right! I am definitely the man for the job. When I think about all those poor defenceless beautiful women in need of someone manly and heroic to swoop in and save them... DON'T WORRY LADIES, I'M ON MY WAY!!

Comments

[memory_of_fire]

No one needs you.

[Without even talking directly to her Vash had her ready to rip him apart.]

[collateraldamage]

That seems a little harsh, miss, did I do something wrong?

[memory_of_fire]

I don't like pompous womanizers like you. Women don't need men, ESPECIALLY men like you!

[collateraldamage]

Pompous? Womanizer?!

[Drawing himself up to full height, he arranges his expression into something serious and not at all like a pervert.]

...I think you must have me confused with someone else!

[memory_of_fire]

"raw natural charisma and charm" "Poor Defenseless beautiful women"

Yeah I'm convinced.

[collateraldamage]

...You were really listening, huh?

[memory_of_fire]

You're not exactly quiet.

[materia_medica]

OH please. You sounds like you'd save us all some trouble if you tone it down.

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[collateraldamage]

Right, I guess not.

[collateraldamage]

...But a seeker of the elusive mayfly of love cannot be quiet! It is a message that must be spread around the world.

[memory_of_fire]

Sorry to tell you baby-pop but love is a dead ideal.

[collateraldamage]

[Well hello, it looks like someone answered his call already. His eyes are practically sparkling as he slides right up to her.]

Right! Toning it down right now... hahahaha!

[collateraldamage]

No! How can you say such a thing? That's such a tragic thing to hear from someone so beautiful.

[materia_medica]

You're adorable. [Her tone implies anything but that. She seemed annoyed]

[collateraldamage]

You really think so?! I knew we were destined to be together, one look in your eyes told me that.

[materia_medica]

[...]

Are you always this charming, Casanova?

[collateraldamage]

ALWAYS AND FOREVER!

THIS WORLD IS MADE OF LOVE AND PEACE!!! <3

[tree_puncher]

Mmm... I wonder if you're really as awesome as my Mun keeps saying you are...

[materia_medica]

I haven't looked you in the eyes once. I am unsure where you got your assumption from other than a need for attention.

[collateraldamage]

Is it wrong to want attention from my future bride?

[AHAHAHAHA!]

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[collateraldamage]

[Cue him striking a manly pose and lowering his voice by a good octave in an attempt to sound impressive.]

I am the legendary gunman, the suave and handsome nomad, the alluring mystery stranger.

[materia_medica]

I never agreed to that. Go away.

LOVE AND PEACE! say it with me

[collateraldamage]

Your mun wouldn't happen to be a beautiful woman, would they?

[collateraldamage]

H-Hey wait a minute, lets talk about this...

[materia_medica]

There's nothing to talk about.

Quite frankly your overzealous demeanor does not imply you are capable of monogamy. But I am making assumptions. Perhaps you already have wives and wish to add me to the list.