On making a Crack character

[dadimrighthere]

...This is the opposite of funny.

I'm telling Mom.

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[rebelscumfather]

[Parsecs? Kessel Run? Maybe this was something that went on when he got black out drunk and he just doesn't remember. Sounds impressive though.]

You should come by sometime. I'd love to hear what the Black Squadron is up to these days.

This Han we see as a retired Naval Pilot, because Modern!AU? Listen, we didn't say it made any sense, but we're committed to this lunacy.