On making a Crack character

[dadimrighthere]

...This is the opposite of funny.

I'm telling Mom.

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[supoepilot]

(Sounds like the only practical solution.)

I think they're giving me too much credit. I'm good, but I'm nowhere near as good as the guy who made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

(Well, referring to the above? Not yet. Give the kid some time first, he just might do something almost as amazing.

Also, the kid knows his legends.)

[rebelscumfather]

[Parsecs? Kessel Run? Maybe this was something that went on when he got black out drunk and he just doesn't remember. Sounds impressive though.]

You should come by sometime. I'd love to hear what the Black Squadron is up to these days.

This Han we see as a retired Naval Pilot, because Modern!AU? Listen, we didn't say it made any sense, but we're committed to this lunacy.