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dear_mun2016-04-13 04:59 pm
dadimrighthere) wrote in dear_mun2016-04-13 04:59 pm
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On making a Crack character
...This is the opposite of funny.
I'm telling Mom.
I'm telling Mom.
[Oh, this ought to be good]
Tell her what, kid?
Tell her what, kid?
Edited 2016-04-13 22:10 (UTC)
Oh great. You're here, too.
[As if they don't live in the same house.]
This...this...Mundane...thinks this is all some huge joke. I take myself very seriously, I'll have you know.
[As if they don't live in the same house.]
This...this...Mundane...thinks this is all some huge joke. I take myself very seriously, I'll have you know.
That must bring the total up to ... [His eyes glance up thoughtfully like he's trying to count in his head] ... one.
Does literally anyone but you think you're funny?
[HOW DARE YOU. Kylo's cold stare shall pierce the night with its intensity of hatred. Or, you know, his teenage sulk that makes him look threatening to exactly no one.]
[HOW DARE YOU. Kylo's cold stare shall pierce the night with its intensity of hatred. Or, you know, his teenage sulk that makes him look threatening to exactly no one.]
Edited 2016-04-13 22:38 (UTC)
[Those overpriced headphones they bought the little shit for his birthday must be pretty good at drowning out the sound of poker night. No easy feat to noise cancel a wookiee roar.]
Listen, your mom's not going to be home tonight so we're on our own for dinner.
Listen, your mom's not going to be home tonight so we're on our own for dinner.
Edited 2016-04-13 22:51 (UTC)
I can't tell if you're a girl or a boy.
And why is this your business?
And why is this your business?
What you mean is, we're eating canned food because you're as good at cooking as anything else you do.
Okay. Sounds like Ben doesn't want anything from Imperial Pizza.
[Looks like, yep, he's going to turn around and head out the door now. Better backpedal if you're gonna.]
[Looks like, yep, he's going to turn around and head out the door now. Better backpedal if you're gonna.]
[Shit. His one weakness of many.]
What if I told you I cleaned my room.
[For mom because she asked, but that's not the point.]
What if I told you I cleaned my room.
[For mom because she asked, but that's not the point.]
[Still turned.]
I suppose that you think you should be rewarded for doing something you should have done anyway.
I suppose that you think you should be rewarded for doing something you should have done anyway.
Don't you?
[Where do you think he gets it from?]
[Where do you think he gets it from?]
Don't talk shit about my Mom, kid.
[Or what? You'll fail at force-choking this guy so badly he thinks you're giving him a hug?]
[Or what? You'll fail at force-choking this guy so badly he thinks you're giving him a hug?]
[Eye. Roll. And a countdown from ten.]
You're doing the dishes for all the back talk. What do you want?
You're doing the dishes for all the back talk. What do you want?
[Like that's going to happen. But sure, whatever gets them to Imperial Pizza faster.]
The usual is fine.
[Mom's not here, so no 'thank you's are to be spared. Ben considers not wishing his father was dead for the day, though. Yeah, that sounds good. If Han wasn't here, he wouldn't be able to get pizza. He's not allowed to drive the Falcon yet.]
The usual is fine.
[Mom's not here, so no 'thank you's are to be spared. Ben considers not wishing his father was dead for the day, though. Yeah, that sounds good. If Han wasn't here, he wouldn't be able to get pizza. He's not allowed to drive the Falcon yet.]
[Ben still doesn't get it. At all. This kid is far too young and far too girly to be anyone he recognizes, aside from this vague 'I think i should know you....'.
He is also kind of thick. Looks like Leia didn't pass on her brains.]
There are worse things. You could look like my Dad.
He is also kind of thick. Looks like Leia didn't pass on her brains.]
There are worse things. You could look like my Dad.
That would be worse. Especially for Leia. That was already messed up enough as is.
Ben.
Ben. I'm your uncle.
Ben.
Ben. I'm your uncle.
What.
Uncle Luke?
[Welcome to the multiverse and the shenanigans that go on, Ben. Maybe also pick your jaw up off of the floor.]
How old are you?!
Uncle Luke?
[Welcome to the multiverse and the shenanigans that go on, Ben. Maybe also pick your jaw up off of the floor.]
How old are you?!
Is your mother missing, sir?
[Says the computer console nearby in a dry wit British accent.]
[Says the computer console nearby in a dry wit British accent.]
[The computer console is immediately Kylo's favorite entity here for a number of reasons. It has an Imperial accent, it called him 'sir', and it cares about his mother.]
What? No. She's working late tonight.
It's this Mun. Treating me like a joke.
[Because he is.]
What? No. She's working late tonight.
It's this Mun. Treating me like a joke.
[Because he is.]
[This kryffing kid. Seriously. It's like his stubbornness and Leia's somehow compounded ...]
Getting it delivered. I'll call you when it's here.
Getting it delivered. I'll call you when it's here.
[Its the closest thing to C3PO around as well.]
Perhaps you will have ample opportunity of proving them wrong in this regard? 'All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players'.
William Shakespeare; 1599
Perhaps you will have ample opportunity of proving them wrong in this regard? 'All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players'.
William Shakespeare; 1599
[C3PO is a complicated thing. On the one hand, Ben wants to hate the droid. On the other, Grandpa Vader made him, so he feels obligated to love it.]
I like you. You will be spared when it is time to lay waste to this place.
[Ben, leaving a nasty review on Yelp! isn't going to lay waste to anything.]
I like you. You will be spared when it is time to lay waste to this place.
[Ben, leaving a nasty review on Yelp! isn't going to lay waste to anything.]
Edited 2016-04-14 01:45 (UTC)
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