Dick doesn't seem to think that "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a masterpiece.

[hackingyoursensors]

"I tag best when I listen to cheesy music." I'm not sure if I should be offended or not. And please don't tell me you're putting Nyancat on this one too. Just because you assume that I troll my friends by setting their homepages to the Nyancat site and cranking the volume to max.

By the way, using Rick Astley? Totally cheating.

Wait, why are you digging through 80s music? I-I think I might be allergic to keytars. Hey! Hey!

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[hackingyoursensors]

...other one?

[inmateincharge]

You mean you don't know? Ooh, is Batsy keeping a secret? Or maybe it hasn't happened yet! Hell, with the way this place works, maybe you are the one that I'm talking about. At any rate, it would take too long to explain, so I'll just show you the pictures!

[Reaching into his pockets, he pulls out a few pictures and tosses them in Robin's direction. Ever since finding out that there are some Robins or Batmen here who haven't heard of one of the crowning triumphs of his career, he's been carrying copies of the pictures with him.

At any rate, they're all pretty similar - Joker laughing over the bleeding corpse of Jason Todd (Dick's successor) in an abandoned warehouse while holding a crowbar. And, to add a touch of his own sick sense of humour, they're all wearing party hats - even the crowbar.] You should have seen the look on Bats' face when he saw these!

[hackingyoursensors]

[Dick warily picks them up. Needless to say, he's deeply disturbed by the pictures. His face goes very pale and his stomach twists sharply. After a minute, Dick throws the photos in the Joker's face.

His voice shakes with both anger and shock:] You sick, twisted, psychotic, pathetic excuse for a human being! He'd better still be alive!

[inmateincharge]

Yep, that's the one! [Joker pulls out his camera and takes a picture - he missed his chance before, but now he gets to immortalize that look of horror.]

[The Joker simply bows in response to all of those insults, chortling.] What do I look like? A doctor? But if I had to guess, I'd say that Boy Blunder's gone to the great birdcage in the sky! If he hadn't, then I don't think Ol' Pointy-Ears would've beaten me up so badly!

[hackingyoursensors]

[And what a look of horror it is. Though, now he just seems to be getting progressively angrier.]

I'm surprised you're not still in the hospital with a tube down your throat!