Dick doesn't seem to think that "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a masterpiece.

[hackingyoursensors]

"I tag best when I listen to cheesy music." I'm not sure if I should be offended or not. And please don't tell me you're putting Nyancat on this one too. Just because you assume that I troll my friends by setting their homepages to the Nyancat site and cranking the volume to max.

By the way, using Rick Astley? Totally cheating.

Wait, why are you digging through 80s music? I-I think I might be allergic to keytars. Hey! Hey!

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[hackingyoursensors]

[Okay, now he's really laughing]

Who did you have sing it? [He will die if it was Kid Flash. Or anyone else on the team, really.]

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You.

[hackingyoursensors]

[Thinks]

Don't tell me: I totally tried to serenade you outside of my Robin getup.

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Got it in one.

[hackingyoursensors]

So exactly how awkward was it? Or did you know the moment I started speaking instead of singing?

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Oh, we'd spent the entire afternoon together without me knowing. Which I'm still mad about, by the way.

[No, she's not.]

...so, at the time? Yeah. Kinda awkward on my part.

[hackingyoursensors]

Sorry. But, honestly, keeping a secret identity secret gets a little annoying after awhile. Sometimes, I just wanna be myself, you know?

Sometimes I wish I could tell you guys, but...well, since you know my secret identity, you probably know why I can't.

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I know. That's why you have me and Wally, right?

[hackingyoursensors]

Yeah.

And thanks for not being too mad. You're not, right?

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Not really.

It was more the fact that you lied to my face than the fact that you were keeping secrets. But then I got over it.

[hackingyoursensors]

[Urk]

Uh, I'll remember that if the situation ever comes up for me.

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You always were a quick study.

[hackingyoursensors]

It's one of my better qualities.

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I could think of a few others.

[hackingyoursensors]

Careful-- my ego might get too big for me to handle.

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I didn't say I was gonna tell you. Just that I was thinking them.

[hackingyoursensors]

I guess we're safe...for now.

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That was a close one.

[hackingyoursensors]

Zatanna-- Earth's savior.

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I should get my own parade.

[hackingyoursensors]

And a statue. And maybe your own line of action figures.

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Maybe not action figures.

That's just asking for trouble. And not the good kind.

[hackingyoursensors]

Oh. Good point. We should just stick with statues and adulation, then.

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I think I could live with that.

[hackingyoursensors]

You sure? It'll be a lot of adulation. My ego is pretty feared.