Dick doesn't seem to think that "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a masterpiece.

[hackingyoursensors]

"I tag best when I listen to cheesy music." I'm not sure if I should be offended or not. And please don't tell me you're putting Nyancat on this one too. Just because you assume that I troll my friends by setting their homepages to the Nyancat site and cranking the volume to max.

By the way, using Rick Astley? Totally cheating.

Wait, why are you digging through 80s music? I-I think I might be allergic to keytars. Hey! Hey!

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[inmateincharge]

Was sick. Ol' munster here decided to cure me - guess he couldn't stand to see me in such pain! [Actually, it's because it saves me from having to type out his coughs every few words, or find icons where his face is a giant scab.]

As for not being funny, have we had this conversation before? No, really - I've lost track. It seems like every time I turn a corner in this place, more bird-brats pop out of the woodwork! Someone really needs to call pest control!

[hackingyoursensors]

I think he needs to take you back to the doctor. And leave you there.

Yeah, but I always have to repeat it because you're never funny. By the way, the bird jokes? Still not funny.

[inmateincharge]

Oh, I don't think they'll let me back in! You should've seen the look on the last doctor's face when they saw me! ...In fact, I think I've got a piece of it in my pocket!

Of course they're not funny to you - I'm sure you've heard 'em all before! I guess I could start making fun of your outfit instead - not that it'd be any harder to do!

[hackingyoursensors]

['I seriously hope he's joking.']

I don't know why they don't just throw you in Arkham and throw away the key.

This coming from the psycho in the purple suit.

[inmateincharge]

[Nope! In fact, he's digging through his pockets right now, but it doesn't take long before he gives up - must have left it in his other suit.]

Oh, believe me, they've tried, but no security system in the world can stand against someone as inventive, resourceful, and downright charming as I am!

I'll have you know this is quite fashionable! What about you? It must be pretty hard to be stealthy when you're dressed up like a traffic light!

[hackingyoursensors]

By which you mean insane, ruthless, and murderous.

Maybe in clown college. And I seem to be able to sneak up on you just fine, even if I do look like a "traffic light."

[inmateincharge]

Thanks for noticing!

Ha! Shows what you know - I never even went to college! [Or maybe he did - he doesn't remember.] And it may work for now, but some day, you're gonna wind up just like the other one!

[hackingyoursensors]

...other one?

[inmateincharge]

You mean you don't know? Ooh, is Batsy keeping a secret? Or maybe it hasn't happened yet! Hell, with the way this place works, maybe you are the one that I'm talking about. At any rate, it would take too long to explain, so I'll just show you the pictures!

[Reaching into his pockets, he pulls out a few pictures and tosses them in Robin's direction. Ever since finding out that there are some Robins or Batmen here who haven't heard of one of the crowning triumphs of his career, he's been carrying copies of the pictures with him.

At any rate, they're all pretty similar - Joker laughing over the bleeding corpse of Jason Todd (Dick's successor) in an abandoned warehouse while holding a crowbar. And, to add a touch of his own sick sense of humour, they're all wearing party hats - even the crowbar.] You should have seen the look on Bats' face when he saw these!

[hackingyoursensors]

[Dick warily picks them up. Needless to say, he's deeply disturbed by the pictures. His face goes very pale and his stomach twists sharply. After a minute, Dick throws the photos in the Joker's face.

His voice shakes with both anger and shock:] You sick, twisted, psychotic, pathetic excuse for a human being! He'd better still be alive!

[inmateincharge]

Yep, that's the one! [Joker pulls out his camera and takes a picture - he missed his chance before, but now he gets to immortalize that look of horror.]

[The Joker simply bows in response to all of those insults, chortling.] What do I look like? A doctor? But if I had to guess, I'd say that Boy Blunder's gone to the great birdcage in the sky! If he hadn't, then I don't think Ol' Pointy-Ears would've beaten me up so badly!

[hackingyoursensors]

[And what a look of horror it is. Though, now he just seems to be getting progressively angrier.]

I'm surprised you're not still in the hospital with a tube down your throat!