homeless!!

[turncoatcait]

While I'm flattered you're pulling me out again, I'm not sure that putting me in a game would be a very good idea.

Explaining Cait Sith could be... difficult at best.

Comments

[turncoatcait]

Factoring in probabilities, prior events and various statistical data and making a prediction based on that is what people do every day. Cait Sith can simply do it on a slightly more accurate scale than the local weather forcaster because of various information he has access to via myself.

It simply looks like something mystical.

[yuffiekisaragi]

You can just chalk it up to voodoo, because that makes as much sense as your statistics do to me.

Just say you had an oh so lonely childhood and keep your stuffed cat as a reminder to blah blah whatever sentimental crap you can come up with.

[Yuffie is always so helpful]

[turncoatcait]

[Not really. :/]

My childhood was mostly spent in a basement building things.

[yuffiekisaragi]

Sounds...

[Like something she would never do - she is all about being outside! In nature! Wrecking havoc!]

...boring. What, you didn't get up to any shenanigans when you were a teenager? Come on, Reeve, everyone has their rebel stage!

[Hers involved getting in with some eco terrorists, kind of hard to beat.]

[turncoatcait]

Yuffie, I was overseeing the construction of Midgar's mako reactors at eighteen.

[Did anyone tell you he was brilliant?]

[yuffiekisaragi]

[Okay okay Reeve is a smarty pants.

Doesn't mean he has to be a boring smarty pants!]

Yeah yeah, but did you ever go out? Have fun? Shenanigans? Anything? Being a stuffy guy in a suit at eighteen sounds like it would be no fun at all.

[turncoatcait]

[It's better to be boring than in ShinRa's labs Yuffie, he's a little... abnormal.]

Not really, I wasn't exactly a welcome sight to others my age at the time. I built Cait Sith instead.

[yuffiekisaragi]

[Boring is better than being experimented on...]

See, what you needed was a friend like me. I woulda dragged you out of whatever basement you were building Cait in and made you see the world!

[And also get Reeve into a lot more trouble. Possibly arrested.]