homeless!!

[turncoatcait]

While I'm flattered you're pulling me out again, I'm not sure that putting me in a game would be a very good idea.

Explaining Cait Sith could be... difficult at best.

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you could say that...

[turncoatcait]

[That's more because he only has like...three other icons that aren't either text or Cait Sith. Also, you'd want to carry your brainchild around too if you could. What about those buildings Sephiroth seems to think are wonderful presents?]

It's no big deal Cloud, really.

[Tseng may actually give you a run for your money Cloud, he's likely part tonberry somewhere besides having more lives than anyone should.]

hey, delusions have their time and place

[findmyownreason]

[Cloud would like to carry his brain around if he was able but half the time it's deserted him and skipped out entirely, leaving voices behind to talk to him instead while it goes and pickles itself in mako.

The buildings were a bit excessive. Sephiroth's got a hard time making small gestures like flowers or a plate of brownies. They're working on it, okay? and by 'working' we of course mean 'trying to kill him out of the habit'.

Have an eye narrowing. You sneaky sneak! Is that an older, long haired, pastry dealer with a very non-secret home base in that headspace behind you?]

I don't want to know, do I?

this is very true. HI! 8D

[turncoatcait]

[Cloud, you have no idea how very odd Reeve is. Parts of his brain like to talk in thick accents and wear a crown and cape.

You really need to get better crazy stalkers there Cloud; Kunsel is a suggestion. He's very sweet, and would know all your favorite desserts and where you slept and EVERYTHING.

Maaayyyyyybeeeee, he's also a gun toting sociopath sometimes!]

I'm not sure I could even explain it.

haha! You're awesome! Hi!

[findmyownreason]

[he always knew you had a little captain in you, Reeve. Not like you'd be the only Shinra executive that likes wearing crowns in your spare time...

But Cloud would know NOTHING about that!

eeeeeyeah-no. That's okay. He's almost got Sephiroth trained. He's promised that the next time he comes back he'll keep the creepy innuendo to a minimum. It's too late in the game to pick up another stalker and have to start from the beginning.

Zack though - Zack could always use a stalker friend. And Cloud hears that Kunsel is the founding member of his fan club.]

I'm starting to get that impression. You looking for a home anywhere yet?

[bows] How's it?

[turncoatcait]

[No Cloud. Reeve still has some rather large secrets that he'll try to drag with him to the grave. Rum has very little to do with it, though if you give him enough it will give you hints!

You should give him more treats, Sephiroth's love treats. Positive reinforcement Cloud, it works wonders!

Zack can find his own crazy stalker.]

It's a possibility, though I'm trying to convince Mun that streaching things too thin will only cause loss of sleep.

[He's such a damn hypocrite.]

busy but good :D You?

[findmyownreason]

[Cloud will leave the boozing up of people to Tifa. She's much better at it than he is and she even makes gil off the process.

Treats. Treats. He'll have to remember that. But where is he supposed to find treats that taste like despair?

It's also a good thing there's no Zack around to hear you or he might just take that as a challenge.]

Since when did you care about things like sleep?

[because yes, Reeve, he'll call you on that]