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[instaboobs]

I betcha find this REAL funny, don't ya? Instead of dealin' with one violent tomboy, I gotta deal with her AND Shampoo all of a sudden? I thought I'd get a break from all that, even if it meant I was by myself on some space ship.

...what're you lookin' at me like that for?

If y'think I was gettin' lonely and wanted her up here, you need yer head examined! It ain't nothin' like that!

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NO SHUT UP HER CURRY IS SO OKAY.

[tomboyish]

[ fists clenched KEEP TALKING RANMA KEEP TALKING. ]

You think you're so funny, don't you?! You idiot! Ugh!

SURE. IF SOMEONE ELSE MADE IT FOR HER

[instaboobs]

Personally, I think I'm hilarious.

[OH HE WILL.] Not my fault you've got a sense of humor as low as your sex appeal.

BEATS YOU UP

[tomboyish]

You think -- Ranma, you moron!!

[ YEAH AND SHE'S SWINGING FOR YOUR FACE FUCK OFF YOU STUPID PERVERT. ]

LOOKS LIKE TEAM RANMA'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN

[instaboobs]

[BAM! TO THE MOON ALICE AKANE-- well, Ranma's going to the moon at least. But he comes right back down, because yes. Why not?]

Wh...what was that for?!

INSERT THAT BLINGY SOUND... idk.........................

[tomboyish]

[ Akane: 1 Ranma: 0 forever. ]

You really don't get anything, do you? How do you get by up there without someone throwing you out into space?!

ping!

[instaboobs]

[SOME DAY.]

I don't deal with girls like you up there all the time. They're a hell of a lot less violent.

yes that thank you

[tomboyish]

[ And she's picking up some huge rock now somewhere who cares.... you've taken your last breath. ]

You want to see violent?! Fine!

Re: yes that thank you

[instaboobs]

W-Wait wait wait, Akane, hold on, I mean, c'mon, it ain't a bad thing you're showin' up! Really!

oops

[tomboyish]

And what makes you think I'll forgive you so quickly, Ranma? Huh?!

oops? i didn't see anything....

[instaboobs]

Because-- y'know, if y'kill me, then you'll be up there by yourself! A...And y'can't have that, right?

good. ( 1 / 2 )

[tomboyish]

[ thinking. thinking... ]

( 2 / 2 )

[tomboyish]

[ and dropping that rock aside. ]

Who said my intention was to kill anyway, idiot? [ it might have been. ] You're pathetic sometimes.

[instaboobs]

Why would you pick up a rock unless you were tryin' to bash my brains in?! Are you that dumb?!

[tomboyish]

[ ..................... and picking that rock up again before tossing it your way. ]

[instaboobs]

[EEEP LET'S GET AWAY FROM THAT THING]

W...What're you crazy?!

[tomboyish]

No. I just have a huge pain in the butt to deal with, that's all.

[instaboobs]

...uh... guess you should get used to it, kinda. I mean, it's just us now, ain't it?

[tomboyish]

Easier said than done.

[instaboobs]

It ain't that bad up there. You get used to it after a while.

[tomboyish]

So you haven't destroyed it yet. [ ahahaha. ]

Hopefully it isn't too lonely for you.

[instaboobs]

Nah, it's probably a bad idea t'wreck a spaceship.

...l...lonely? Ha! Me? I don't get lonely.

[tomboyish]

I'm sure you don't. Then by all means, I'll stay out of your way when I make my arrival Mr. Not-Lonely.

[instaboobs]

Sure thing. As far as I'm concerned, if our parents aren't around, then we don't need t'talk at all, right?

[tomboyish]

Exactly. We can be like complete strangers if you want. I don't care!

[ spoiler: she probably does. ]

[instaboobs]

Akane Who-do?

[protip: probably so on his end too]