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[instaboobs]

I betcha find this REAL funny, don't ya? Instead of dealin' with one violent tomboy, I gotta deal with her AND Shampoo all of a sudden? I thought I'd get a break from all that, even if it meant I was by myself on some space ship.

...what're you lookin' at me like that for?

If y'think I was gettin' lonely and wanted her up here, you need yer head examined! It ain't nothin' like that!

Comments

[tomboyish]

Easier said than done.

[instaboobs]

It ain't that bad up there. You get used to it after a while.

[tomboyish]

So you haven't destroyed it yet. [ ahahaha. ]

Hopefully it isn't too lonely for you.

[instaboobs]

Nah, it's probably a bad idea t'wreck a spaceship.

...l...lonely? Ha! Me? I don't get lonely.

[tomboyish]

I'm sure you don't. Then by all means, I'll stay out of your way when I make my arrival Mr. Not-Lonely.

[instaboobs]

Sure thing. As far as I'm concerned, if our parents aren't around, then we don't need t'talk at all, right?

[tomboyish]

Exactly. We can be like complete strangers if you want. I don't care!

[ spoiler: she probably does. ]

[instaboobs]

Akane Who-do?

[protip: probably so on his end too]

[tomboyish]

[ oh you little-- ]

Pervert Sao-moron?

[instaboobs]

[two can play this game!]

Uncute Ten-flatchest?

[tomboyish]

[ that's a challenge. ]

Buffoon Nuisance-tome.

[instaboobs]

A-Tomboy Tendork!

[yeah. that one was clever.]

[tomboyish]

[ How about a clever kick to the side??!?!?!?! ]

[instaboobs]

Ow-- [UNFAIR.]

[tomboyish]

Showoff Clowntome.

[ all's fair in love and war. ]

[instaboobs]

...

Uh... [damn THAT WAS A GOOD ONE he needs to think of away to top it]

[tomboyish]

[ AHAHAHAHAHAHA. ]

What's the matter, Ranma? Cat got your tongue?

[instaboobs]

[HNRK--]

C...Crazy talk. I'd never let a cat get near me, let alone t'my tongue.

[tomboyish]

[ Uh huh. ]

I think I know a feline that would like to prove otherwise. [ UGH. ]

[instaboobs]

Really? I don't know any felines.

[userpic not related]

[tomboyish]

I think the only cat in question right now should be you.

A scardy cat. [ FLATTEST STARE. ]

[instaboobs]

...Please. How do you know I ain't just kiddin' around when I see a cat?

[tomboyish]

Then we can test that out! How about it?

[instaboobs]

[Uh.]

Nah. Don't feel like it.

[tomboyish]

Chicken.