reserves @ gargleblasted

[instaboobs]

I betcha find this REAL funny, don't ya? Instead of dealin' with one violent tomboy, I gotta deal with her AND Shampoo all of a sudden? I thought I'd get a break from all that, even if it meant I was by myself on some space ship.

...what're you lookin' at me like that for?

If y'think I was gettin' lonely and wanted her up here, you need yer head examined! It ain't nothin' like that!

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[instaboobs]

Really? I don't know any felines.

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[tomboyish]

I think the only cat in question right now should be you.

A scardy cat. [ FLATTEST STARE. ]

[instaboobs]

...Please. How do you know I ain't just kiddin' around when I see a cat?

[tomboyish]

Then we can test that out! How about it?

[instaboobs]

[Uh.]

Nah. Don't feel like it.

[tomboyish]

Chicken.

[instaboobs]

I ain't afraid! I'm just not in the mood t'be around cats.

[tomboyish]

Then when are you in the mood to be around cats? I'm really curious!

[instaboobs]

Uh...

Never.

[tomboyish]

Exactly! Just admit it!

[instaboobs]

There ain't nothin' to admit!

[tomboyish]

You're way to deep into denial, you know that?!

[instaboobs]

I can't deny anythin' that doesn't exist.