dear_mun | homeless

Sexygahara? Who might that be? Is she some sort of vixen? Is she, as luck would have it, a goddess from the heavens sent to a pitiful human who dialed the wrong number and, on a whim, asked for a girlfriend to give him some sense of value and self-respect? Does she look that dirty to you, Mundane-san? Is she a lascivious, promiscuous, otherworldly call girl who answers to your every filthy need?

[ She narrows her eyes and tilts her head. ]

That aside, Mundane-san, I see no reason for you to speak with me at the moment. Your muses are settled, your applications are going well, and you are not sending me to any games. Ah, but I should point this out to you. There is a problem with your speed. There was never a Hitagi Snail, and if people got the story arc titles mixed up because of your terrible roleplaying, that will be troublesome, you know.

... This is merely an exercise to waste some time? I see. I truly feel like twenty-five minutes of my fictional life have been put to good use. In the time I could have used to push the plot along, I spent most of it at a club room talking about absolutely nothing. That's fine. It will make an almost decent light novel. I'll make sure to wipe my ass with it the next time I use the toilet.

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They're nice icons.

But it's difficult for any mere 100x100 dimension to truly encapsulate the variety of emotions I feel at any given moment.

The solution is simple: stop using them.

That sort of life is too sad! Without my expression, who can tell what I'm even saying?!

How spoiled of you. Back in my day, we didn't have icons. You had to imagine the faces of the characters conversing. Please deal with it a little while longer. I want to make a point.

Please hurry!! This is creepy! Definitely too creepy!

Look at that. Even without seeing your image, I know what kind of face you're making already.

Ah, that was the feeling thousands of supporters for dualism cheering...

But if you already know it, then it's fine to show it, right? Once you've imagined something in your mind, it's as good as being shown, so there's no point to continue hiding my face, isn't that correct?

But once expectations don't match reality, it becomes extremely disappointing.

You've already seen the variety of my faces! Until the movie comes out, there won't be any surprises, so there's no problem!

And what is reality, anyway? Aren't carrying through to the results of your expectation a fundamental part of reality?

People don't like it when one deliberately changes the subject to avoid the matter at hand. That is, your face.

The lack of my face!

If you have a lesson to teach, then teach it quickly before I forget what I looked like!

[ no ]

If you're going to reject me, at least reject me in actual words!

Ah, I mean, please teach me your ways about appearances.

It's too late. Your face has been long forgotten.

Fast! That's too fast!

Are you really okay with something like this?!

I do miss my charming, popular and princely boyfriend.

Fine. The lesson is over.

If this was a gag manga, this is the part where I would expect my face to come out completely scrambled in forgetfulness.

Aren't you glad we don't need to call Yusuke?

There's no need to mince words. When I say gag manga, people would think Gintama first.

To protect our reputation as a worksafe, family-oriented series, I don't want to make a cheap, dirty reference such as that.

A manga with such a large concern about poop isn't exactly a good replacement.

Quiet, stupid poop vampire. Or would you like me to call you Meat instead?

Who are you even playing?!

While there's something to be said about relating to the viewers through breaking the fourth wall, there's something to be said about going the extra mile too far!

Wrong, Araragi-kun. While you say that, what I'm doing is only putting me streets ahead.

Please stick to at least one genre to mock before you move on.

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