canon: if you don't know, i feel bad for you, son! (aka disney's aladdin)

[rubbed]

WOAH! HEY!

WOOOOOOAAAAH-OH!

Put me down-- that tickles-- hee, oh ooh right there just give it a good--

YOW!

[ THUD. ]

Gee, sister, a little more handsy and I'm sure you'd have to buy me dinner. Will someone please talk to the girl? She's a little pushy... Just make your wishes, will ya?

Comments

[proudofthat]

Someone rubbing your fur wrong, eh?

[rubbed]

[ let him beeeeeeend over to come down to your level, little dude. ah, much better. ]

Fur? Oh, no. Left my flower child days behind me. [ is that a flowery headband popping up around his ponytail? ] This master's a pain in the lamp, is what!

[tree_puncher]

I don't think she needs or wants to make wishes... After all she's got you as her muse now.

[rubbed]

Trust me if you could see her hair right now, you'd rethink that needing a wish thing. [ insert the most oversize wink ever right here ]

I dont have Disney so here- have my most ridiculous Muse.

[knock_knock]

[Imagine the most ridiculously annoying fake-ish British accent.]
Ohoho.
Sounds like your Munn is quite the handful.

[rubbed]

You're telling me. And I've got two!

[ wiggle the fingers-- woah now. what do we have here? let's get clllllOSER! ]

A cyborg? From the future? OH LORD I THOUGHT WE DEFEATED SKYNET!

Because Sherlock needs some crack in his life.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock eyes Genie for a long while.]

I don't believe in wishes.

oh the poor dear

[rubbed]

Oh, what a pity. What a pity indeed!

[ Hey, is that a couch underneath you suddenly? Poke-- Genie will prod you onto it and then plop down beside you in the armchair facing it and cross his legs. ]

Tell me more about that...mhm. Mhm. Oh, my. Mhm. [ Those glasses that suddenly spring to his nose totally help him take those notes on that clipboard, really. ]

[dudeimbatman]

Great. Giant pervy blue guy [All the face palming]

[rubbed]

Pervy?! Where!?

[ Suddenly there is a bench and a camera crew, and Genie is in a suit, Chris Hansen style. ]

Have a seat. [ He will shove you into it, anyway. ]

Oh man, I'd love to see Genie in Ink City... <3

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Make a wish?

But I thought for that to happen, I'd have to have your lamp right?

[rubbed]

That's right! Oh, maybe you'd be better at it than she is-- maybe she'll give YOU the lamp!

[ jeopardy music ... sorry genie that's a big no ... ]

Ah. You see what I have to put up with?

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Having some trouble with the mun?

[rubbed]

[ POOF, Genie is suddenly a walking salon and brushing your beautiful gorgeous omg long hair. He may sound a little...effeminate. ]

Oh my God yes, and the other day I was just telling her how lovely she is. Muns, am I right? You can't trust them.

[ Look of pure delight. ]

Oh, now what are we going for today? An updo? Maybe some highlights-- extensions are off. The table-- ooh! How about a couple feathers, hmm? All the rage in the cities, you know. Very cute.

[moirailcompass]

Oooh. Are you okay?

[rubbed]

I'll have a bump on my rump but I think I might just survive this one!

[ Peeeeeeeeeer. ]

Your complexion, though-- eesh. Someone get this gal some vitamin D, stat!

[madcuriosity]

Handsy?

[rubbed]

In places I didn't know existed! Which-- for a genie...yikes. That's news to everyone!

[resolvere]

[HEAD



TILT]

[rubbed]

LASSIE!

[ SHRINK down to your level, and major time chinhands. ]

What's wrong boy? Is Al in the well again? Or-- I don't mean again! Pretend I never said that!

[thefastestcouchpotato]

Is she touching you against your will!?

I can help you! I'm a superhero!

Kind of.

[rubbed]

Ooh, but you do have a mask and a whole get up, my! But I'm afraid there's not a lot you can do! Life as a genie, I'm afraid. My will doesn't matter.

[bootsandboys]

Oh, I've never found handsy to be a bad thing.

[rubbed]

One I had a master who liked to play with my hair, and now that wasn't too bad...but being manhandled! Yeesh!

[diamond_intherough]

Whoa, Genie! What's going on?

[rubbed]

Al!

[ ZOOM-- smack! A large blue fellow cast as Al's best friend has now practically run Aladdin over with one of the biggest hugs the little guy might have ever received. Squeeeeeze... ]

Oh, thank you! Al! I don't know how she got it but this girl has my lamp and she doesn't just make wishes-- [ Pulling away! He's string, wooden joints, a strip of wood for the chin... ] --I'm a puppet, Al!

Hello

[squallleonheart]

I am here talking to you because someone, a friend of mine, has suggested I become more. [Squall pauses for a moment, thinking of his response] More social.

Hello I am Squall Leonheart.

Late tag, hope you're still around!

[mightymorbid]

Perfect.