canon: if you don't know, i feel bad for you, son! (aka disney's aladdin)

[rubbed]

WOAH! HEY!

WOOOOOOAAAAH-OH!

Put me down-- that tickles-- hee, oh ooh right there just give it a good--

YOW!

[ THUD. ]

Gee, sister, a little more handsy and I'm sure you'd have to buy me dinner. Will someone please talk to the girl? She's a little pushy... Just make your wishes, will ya?

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[rubbed]

[ let him beeeeeeend over to come down to your level, little dude. ah, much better. ]

Fur? Oh, no. Left my flower child days behind me. [ is that a flowery headband popping up around his ponytail? ] This master's a pain in the lamp, is what!

[proudofthat]

Can't trust humans far as I can throw them. [ He pauses briefly to lick his shoulder. ] Which isn't far.