canon: if you don't know, i feel bad for you, son! (aka disney's aladdin)

[rubbed]

WOAH! HEY!

WOOOOOOAAAAH-OH!

Put me down-- that tickles-- hee, oh ooh right there just give it a good--

YOW!

[ THUD. ]

Gee, sister, a little more handsy and I'm sure you'd have to buy me dinner. Will someone please talk to the girl? She's a little pushy... Just make your wishes, will ya?

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[rubbed]

[ POOF, Genie is suddenly a walking salon and brushing your beautiful gorgeous omg long hair. He may sound a little...effeminate. ]

Oh my God yes, and the other day I was just telling her how lovely she is. Muns, am I right? You can't trust them.

[ Look of pure delight. ]

Oh, now what are we going for today? An updo? Maybe some highlights-- extensions are off. The table-- ooh! How about a couple feathers, hmm? All the rage in the cities, you know. Very cute.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Yes, I'm starting to thi--

Oh? My... Hair? Feathers? Um.... Sure?