canon: if you don't know, i feel bad for you, son! (aka disney's aladdin)

[rubbed]

WOAH! HEY!

WOOOOOOAAAAH-OH!

Put me down-- that tickles-- hee, oh ooh right there just give it a good--

YOW!

[ THUD. ]

Gee, sister, a little more handsy and I'm sure you'd have to buy me dinner. Will someone please talk to the girl? She's a little pushy... Just make your wishes, will ya?

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[rubbed]

You're telling me. And I've got two!

[ wiggle the fingers-- woah now. what do we have here? let's get clllllOSER! ]

A cyborg? From the future? OH LORD I THOUGHT WE DEFEATED SKYNET!

Oh my god you are perfect.

[knock_knock]

Cyborg? Ohohoho. How funny. I don't suppose you have any better jokes lying about somewhere?

Actually I used to know a knock knock joke about cyborgs. Can't seem to remember it at the moment, old chap, but I'm sure I might be convinced to remember it in the time it takes to tell me what YOU are.

:D you stop that

[rubbed]

[ hang on he is busy doing the robot -- is that Mr. Roboto somehow playing in the overhead-- WAIT IT IS TIME TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF?! ]

Well, now!

[ cue that old familiar music... ]

Why don't you ruminate whilst I illumina--

[ nope, genie, shut it down. we're not rehashing, pal-- oh stop pouting! ]

Did you see that? She won't even let me sing! That was my jam! [ dejected, look at that rain cloud above his head...SO deadpan now. brat. ] My name's Genie pleased to meet you I grant wishes.

Seriously. Im getting nostalgia vibes. Now gimme a sec to find icons minus the guns...

[knock_knock]

What a pity. It sounds like you had quite the showtune to put on for us.
...

Really? Now that sounds intruiging.
[If his helmet was off he'd be stroking his mustache.]
And how does that work, exactly?

[rubbed]

It even had barbers... [ Who doesn't LOVE barbers!? ]

Ooh! It comes off, and look at that! You're just a regular little old human-- [ PAT PAT PAT large blue hand petting the top of your head, mustache man! ] --how does...? Oh! Well, I'm a genie of course! Nice to meet you, name's ... Genie!

[knock_knock]

Oho? I just can't imagine what I've missed.

[he's going to grab that and put it right back on. Dude, seriously. His AI buddy and Freelancer Power are in that, even if Gary's not talking right now. Who knows why. ]
Yes, a regular old human.Nice to make your acquaintance, old chap, but I prefer my helmet where it is.[on his head.]

You may call me Wyoming. [no way you're getting his real name after taking off his helmet. OR well...you're not getting it anyways. So here's his codename as usual.]