regarding an edgy color-change!

[animalia]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Red? Are you kidding me?

Why on Earth would anybody mess with this beautiful visage? I ask you! I mean, come on. Look at this face. Look at this glorious color! I'm a lean, green, baddie-knockin', lady-wooing machine! Right? Right!

And Terra, too, huh? And Vic's really hit the big-time, huh? And Goldie's...

Geez. Well... Maybe I'll finally get to hit my mid-twenties and not be pathetic. Who knows?

Yours,
Gar Logan

Comments

[cheese_for_everyone]

I know your powers usually deal with animals but couldn't you make yourself look older?

[animalia]

Doesn't work like that. I change my genes, not how long they've supposedly been around.

[batmanschmatman]

Red? Are you serious?

[animalia]

Red, man!

[quoth]

As long as you are still Garfield...

[animalia]

Oh. Hey.

Yeah, I... I don't know what's going to happen. I probably won't get a less dorky name, though, so. Still Garfield.

From an AU where he was a founding Titan.

[arach_nerd]

Great, now I have to come up with all-new ridiculous nicknames to call you. Salad-head ain't gonna work any more.

~Together~

[animalia]

Cyborg gets salad-head. Come on, people. Show some originality!

[super_whiner]

Pfft. It's fitting for a loser like you.

[animalia]

I'm not a loser. You're the loser.

Bam.

[middle_amazon]

No words - just a sudden slap across the jaw with a burning wish to do a lot more.

[cyber_titan]

Sorry to hear 'bout the whole red thing, Gar. I am. Really I am.

*Begins to whistle the theme to Clifford the Big Red Dog*

[animalia]

I choose to not get that reference. Lucky you.

[green_menagerie]

Maybe there can be a whole line of us! The red us can be angry! The orange us can be greedy! The yellow us can be scary!

...on second thought, that's a terrible idea.

[animalia]

That is a terrible idea. Who hired you as a pitch guy?

[an_abomination]

What's the difference between being green or red?

[animalia]

One's being green and one's being red.

I'm just... I'm green, you know? I can hardly remember not being green. I got green fever, for Pete's sake!

It'd just be weird.

And why would they even do that?

[shut_up_beastboy]

...Red.

[animalia]

Red!

[thefastestcouchpotato]

At least you still get to exist.

[animalia]

Er. Well, okay. That's true.

Because *somebody* had to make the joke

[bewareofwaffles]

You mad, bro?

beautiful

[animalia]

Yeah, I mad.

[aintnotrueblue]

Let's hear it for Team #$%@ing Green, huh?

[animalia]

... Sure?

[demigoddess]

Come on, Gar. Red isn't so bad.

[animalia]

It's awful. I lament my life.