regarding an edgy color-change!

[animalia]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Red? Are you kidding me?

Why on Earth would anybody mess with this beautiful visage? I ask you! I mean, come on. Look at this face. Look at this glorious color! I'm a lean, green, baddie-knockin', lady-wooing machine! Right? Right!

And Terra, too, huh? And Vic's really hit the big-time, huh? And Goldie's...

Geez. Well... Maybe I'll finally get to hit my mid-twenties and not be pathetic. Who knows?

Yours,
Gar Logan

Comments

[quoth]

You have nothing to fear. You are the only and only Garfield Mark Logan of our world. The one who comes after you in this new world...he is a different vision entirely.

{wry look.]

I take it then that there will be more pizza for breakfast in the Tower now?

[animalia]

What? In the eternal unknown? In that entire future that's probably never going to be defined? The Tower of the Void?

... Yeah, sure. And Cheerios.

Cheerios are awesome.

[quoth]

Garfield, your tone is rising.

[smirk.]

I'm afraid we're always fresh out of Cheerios.

[animalia]

A pox upon whoever keeps eating all the Cheerios.

A pox, I say. Mark me.

[quoth]

What's interesting is that, while there is usually none in the cupboards, there is such abundance on the floor.

[arches brow.]

Cereal wars, my dear?

[animalia]

A pox!

[quoth]

You do realize that you have to clean it up, don't you?

[animalia]

Yeah, I'll track down the vacuum cleaner.

[quoth]

Track down? Is it not where it's supposed to be in the cleaning closet?

[animalia]

There's a cleaning closet?

[quoth]

[Gar...]

Yes. [Sigh.] Where we keep the mops, brooms, cleaning solutions and vacuum.

[animalia]

I'm just kidding. I know about the closet full of cleaning supplies.

[quoth]

Amusing, Garfield.

[animalia]

Hey, I try.

[quoth]

[Well...this is what she gets for being in love with you.]

Just remember to not open the vacuum bag while vacuuming. I believe that one of the Titans may have a dust allergy.

[animalia]

Come on. I grew up rich, not too dumb to function.

[quoth]

Garfield. You used to pretend to be a shark in the pool. Just to spook our teammates.

[animalia]

To be fair, I make for a pretty legit shark.

[quoth]

You also do a wonderful squirrel impression.

[animalia]

Yeah, you know. Free reign over the Benevolent Kingdom Animalia and all...

[quoth]

Yes, yes, [Gets onto her tip-toes and puts a small kiss on his cheek.] I am aware.

[animalia]

[ Heh. Return peck. ]

So I'm gonna go check on that vacuum, now.

[quoth]

Good. [And she'll accompany you because she doesn't want to come back and find out you started a vacuum race with the other Titan boys instead of cleaning.]