regarding an edgy color-change!

[animalia]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Red? Are you kidding me?

Why on Earth would anybody mess with this beautiful visage? I ask you! I mean, come on. Look at this face. Look at this glorious color! I'm a lean, green, baddie-knockin', lady-wooing machine! Right? Right!

And Terra, too, huh? And Vic's really hit the big-time, huh? And Goldie's...

Geez. Well... Maybe I'll finally get to hit my mid-twenties and not be pathetic. Who knows?

Yours,
Gar Logan

Comments

[cheese_for_everyone]

I know your powers usually deal with animals but couldn't you make yourself look older?

[animalia]

Doesn't work like that. I change my genes, not how long they've supposedly been around.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Well why not use magic? Unless like that Cyborg fellow you have a fear of it?

[batmanschmatman]

Red? Are you serious?

[animalia]

Yeah, I don't know about trying that.

[animalia]

Red, man!

[cheese_for_everyone]

Oh what's the worst that could happen? I could misfire and turn you in a mongoose but then you would turn right back!

Though there is the off-chance I turn you into a sweetroll.

[batmanschmatman]

Why? I mean seriously, why does everything need to be red in this universe?

[animalia]

Don't ask me.

You think I'll get to be a badass? Because I'm willing to bet I've lost all decent coping mechanisms.

Just imagine me without coping mechanisms. Seriously.

[quoth]

As long as you are still Garfield...

[batmanschmatman]

It's a scary thought. But then so's basically everything that's come out of this so far, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

[animalia]

I don't really want to be a sweetroll.

[cheese_for_everyone]

It is a rather gooey existence I do admit.

[animalia]

It's so weird to think about.

I really... I miss when we were all together. I know everybody had to grow up, uh. You know, except for me, apparently, but...

Yeah.

[batmanschmatman]

Hey, I miss it too. But you know if you're ever in the neighborhood and want to drop by, or just want to talk or whatever, I'll always take your calls.

[animalia]

Oh. Hey.

Yeah, I... I don't know what's going to happen. I probably won't get a less dorky name, though, so. Still Garfield.

[quoth]

Something the matter, Garfield?

[soft shake of her head.]

Your name is not dorky.

[animalia]

Probably kinda risky, too. Sitting around on counters or whatnot, waiting for somebody to come along and take a bite.

[animalia]

Yeah, I know.

I'm just trying to make fun of this instead of freaking out over what I'm probably gonna lose.

From an AU where he was a founding Titan.

[arach_nerd]

Great, now I have to come up with all-new ridiculous nicknames to call you. Salad-head ain't gonna work any more.

[batmanschmatman]

It'll be okay. I mean, as long as there are people around to remember what we're actually supposed to be like, it's not like we're going to be going anywhere.

[animalia]

My name is totally dorky.

[ Er, so... ]

I hope they treat you right this time, Rave.

[animalia]

True enough.

Still... Red.

I'm gonna be so tacky.

[quoth]

Whatever the case...that is an entirely different person walking within this new world that has been created. She is an entirely new person. But I do hope she is treated well. I will stay here, in the comforts of our world, where I belong.

~Together~

[animalia]

Cyborg gets salad-head. Come on, people. Show some originality!