regarding an edgy color-change!

[animalia]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Red? Are you kidding me?

Why on Earth would anybody mess with this beautiful visage? I ask you! I mean, come on. Look at this face. Look at this glorious color! I'm a lean, green, baddie-knockin', lady-wooing machine! Right? Right!

And Terra, too, huh? And Vic's really hit the big-time, huh? And Goldie's...

Geez. Well... Maybe I'll finally get to hit my mid-twenties and not be pathetic. Who knows?

Yours,
Gar Logan

Comments

[cheese_for_everyone]

I know your powers usually deal with animals but couldn't you make yourself look older?

[animalia]

Doesn't work like that. I change my genes, not how long they've supposedly been around.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Well why not use magic? Unless like that Cyborg fellow you have a fear of it?

[animalia]

Yeah, I don't know about trying that.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Oh what's the worst that could happen? I could misfire and turn you in a mongoose but then you would turn right back!

Though there is the off-chance I turn you into a sweetroll.

[animalia]

I don't really want to be a sweetroll.

[cheese_for_everyone]

It is a rather gooey existence I do admit.

[animalia]

Probably kinda risky, too. Sitting around on counters or whatnot, waiting for somebody to come along and take a bite.