regarding an edgy color-change!

[animalia]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Red? Are you kidding me?

Why on Earth would anybody mess with this beautiful visage? I ask you! I mean, come on. Look at this face. Look at this glorious color! I'm a lean, green, baddie-knockin', lady-wooing machine! Right? Right!

And Terra, too, huh? And Vic's really hit the big-time, huh? And Goldie's...

Geez. Well... Maybe I'll finally get to hit my mid-twenties and not be pathetic. Who knows?

Yours,
Gar Logan

Comments

[animalia]

Don't ask me.

You think I'll get to be a badass? Because I'm willing to bet I've lost all decent coping mechanisms.

Just imagine me without coping mechanisms. Seriously.

[batmanschmatman]

It's a scary thought. But then so's basically everything that's come out of this so far, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

[animalia]

It's so weird to think about.

I really... I miss when we were all together. I know everybody had to grow up, uh. You know, except for me, apparently, but...

Yeah.

[batmanschmatman]

Hey, I miss it too. But you know if you're ever in the neighborhood and want to drop by, or just want to talk or whatever, I'll always take your calls.

[animalia]

Yeah, I know.

I'm just trying to make fun of this instead of freaking out over what I'm probably gonna lose.

[batmanschmatman]

It'll be okay. I mean, as long as there are people around to remember what we're actually supposed to be like, it's not like we're going to be going anywhere.

[animalia]

True enough.

Still... Red.

I'm gonna be so tacky.

[batmanschmatman]

We all look tacky. I mean, have you seen Tim?

[animalia]

Aw, yeah! That... I don't even know what it is. It's nuts.

[batmanschmatman]

No one is ever allowed to claim I have the worst sense in fashion ever again.

[animalia]

I dunno', man. That first Nightwing getup...

[batmanschmatman]

But this is like a weird throwback to my second Nightwing uniform. I mean, I know he looks up to me, but considering how badly everyone seemed to hate that look, I really can't imagine why he'd wake up one morning and say 'gee, maybe Dick still has that one in storage, I should really design an costume just like it'.

[animalia]

All that smart-kid stuff is somehow depleting his brain, obviously.

[batmanschmatman]

Must be the computers. Isn't that how it always works in horror movies that involve brainwashing and taking over Earth?

[animalia]

I'm more prone to say that's usually aliens.

But computers. Sure. Why not?

[batmanschmatman]

I'm just saying, I'm pretty sure he spends more time with computers than aliens.

[animalia]

That proves nothing.