Canon: Jesus Christ Superstar Arena Tour

[forallyoucare]

I keep thinking that, perhaps, one day I'd like to own a cat.  Something small and little that can mostly look after itself.

The road can get lonely.

And we actually have a lot of PBR boxes laying around.  According to Youtube, cats love to push themselves into boxes.

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[forallyoucare]

[How allergic can a person be with a walking benedryl (and wine dispensary and shock paddles and hydrofoil) hanging around them all the time?]

So I'll keep it in my tent.

[idreadbetrayingyou]

...And when we're on the move?

Don't tell me you're some kind of animal tamer on top of everything else. No cat is that well behaved.

[forallyoucare]

I tamed you lot.

[Just pointing it out there, Judas!]

I think I can handle a cat. Look how far even John has come!

[idreadbetrayingyou]

...!

You didn't tame me!

John on the other hand you definitely did.

And Simon is still as untamed as it gets without dipping into shitty hygiene.

[forallyoucare]

Simon is a special case.

[And he did too train you.]

He might actually be a bit beyond training. Though Peter has helped that.

[idreadbetrayingyou]

He's definitely 'special', all right.

[Grumble.

No you did not.]

Between Peter and James, they could humanize anyone. Even Simon.

[forallyoucare]

He's human, he's just sort of the embodiment of a different sort of human than you.

[Yes. Yes that's a wink.]

[idreadbetrayingyou]

[Judas hides a grin by dropping his head.]

Yep, that's definitely one way to put it.

Look, Jesus... this cat thing. We can give it a shot, but don't get upset if it won't stay with us or anything. Okay?

[forallyoucare]

You know I'm not a child right? You don't need to console me on pet loss just yet.

[He had one overbearing father (and one kind step-father). He did not need any more.]

[idreadbetrayingyou]

I know. I just think you're going to pout if this cat runs off.

[forallyoucare]

I would never pout!

[MAN are you harsh!]

Just as I would never pout if one of you ran off. Sometimes it's meant to be. Other times, a shepherd must find lost members of his flock and return them to the fold.

[idreadbetrayingyou]

....

Jesus, you pout sometimes.

[He isn't about to cushion you, princess.]

[forallyoucare]

Okay but you pout too! And over things less important than cats!

[Like when Thaddeus ate two packages of ramen noodles instead of just one yesterday.]

[idreadbetrayingyou]

...I don't pout.

[Grump face. So much grump face.]

[forallyoucare]

So what do you call that face?

[idreadbetrayingyou]

This definitely isn't pouting.

Pouting is that thing Phil does when he inevitably loses to Thad when they rock-paper-scissors for the last beer.

[forallyoucare]

He does always go for scissors.

[So predictable.]

But if that's the case you absolutely do pout.

[idreadbetrayingyou]

I absolutely do not.

...I just get disappointed in the lot of you sometimes. You know how hard it is to keep everyone fed?

[forallyoucare]

Allocate more of the donations towards the food budget.

[Yep. Just that simple.]]

[idreadbetrayingyou]

....

[Cannot facepalm more.]

This is why I handle the money, Jesus. That statement right there.

[forallyoucare]

Wouldn't it benefit everyone if the Twelve are better fed?

[idreadbetrayingyou]

It's not that simple. If we take money for food, it has to come from somewhere. Like clothing or gas or beer.

[forallyoucare]

[You know how he feels about all the beer. So. A LOOK.]

[idreadbetrayingyou]

[Just because you can't hold you beer, JC!]

I'm pretty sure they'd pick beer.

[forallyoucare]

A man can not live on beer alone.

[and he can hold his beer, thank you. He just would rather it stay in the can while he does so.]