Canon: Jesus Christ Superstar Arena Tour

[forallyoucare]

I keep thinking that, perhaps, one day I'd like to own a cat.  Something small and little that can mostly look after itself.

The road can get lonely.

And we actually have a lot of PBR boxes laying around.  According to Youtube, cats love to push themselves into boxes.

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[idreadbetrayingyou]

[No but it's a start. :|]

Why are you talking like this? [Eyes narrow.] You're not going anywhere, JC. You wouldn't do that to us.

[forallyoucare]

[Jesus blinks up at Judas before a smile settles over his face and he shakes his head.]

I'm not going anywhere.

[Yet.]

Except maybe to bed. Goodnight, Judas. Come on, Miryam.

[idreadbetrayingyou]

[And then Judas, who had been relaxing, tenses up all over again. JC really is going to do it. Fucker. Sometimes Jesus could be a complete arsehole. He knows that this is going to leave Judas jealous yet he goes off to do it.

Judas just grunts and grabs his stuff, going into his newly purchased tent completely pissed off as his mind imagined just what Mary would want to do with Jesus in her tent for the night.]

[forallyoucare]

[Don't be too jealous, Judas. Mary's just going to turn

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[idreadbetrayingyou]

[Bullshit. Judas is going to have a hell of a time sleeping tonight.

What doesn't help? Is waking up with a fucking cat in his hair. He turns over in the morning to find Miyram in his hair, who spills over as he sits up, staring down at her.

The fuck!?]

[forallyoucare]

Mew?

[Well, someone hadn't zippered the tent so well, okay? The cat was just as confused. She'd been trying to find the man and lady she'd slept with after her mission around the camp but had gone instead to say hello once more to the man who shared her eyes and her master's affection. So, boop! Paw to nose. A catty greeting, just for you!]

[idreadbetrayingyou]

...fucking hell.

[He tugs the kitten up onto his chest and looks up at her, laying on his back, before stroking her head.]

I hope you didn't piss on anything. [Sigh.]

[forallyoucare]

[Luckily, she didn't piss on anything. She was, however, determined to get herself all tangled up in Judas' hair until he deemed it time to take her back to the other man with the dark eyes and the lady that smelled nice.]

[idreadbetrayingyou]

[Off, off you black little beast! Judas frees himself and tugs on a pair of pants and shirt, messy and with his eyeliner smudged from the night before.

When it's very clear that Jesus really did spend the night in Mary's tent? The whole of the Twelve are smart enough to stay away from that storm cloud as Judas stalks back to his tent.]

[forallyoucare]

[Well they certainly might be but Miryam was happy to go on this adventure even if Judas was stomping around. It was sort of like a roller coaster for cats. She even wanted to put her little paws up! Or climb up his hair. Why not busy herself with that while he rumbled around like a storm cloud?]

[idreadbetrayingyou]

[When Judas couldn't stand it anymore, he finally went to Mary's tent, fingers clenched at his side in one hand, a furry brat as much as Jesus was in the other arm, he snaps towards the tent entrance.]

JC! Get your furry rodent!