Because romance is dead.

[deadliestviper]

Sweetie. Let me make this perfectly clear, since you seem to have trouble grasping it.

The past is the past, and it ain't never happenin' again. Do you think I got this far by being stupid? Now I know Bill was one thing, you do too. But if I worked with O-Ren, Vernita, and Elle so long without anything besides well-deserved respect and hate developing, why would lust enter into it after they left me for dead? Why the fuck would I want to fuck anyone after the whole coma thing?

"Hate sex"? Please, bitch. My fucking and fighting days have gone the way of the Deadly Viper squad, I don't care who you're offering. Drop this bullshit; all I want to do is live what's left of my life in peace. So here's an idea: save your shipping and your lesbian fantasies for some other girl and let me find my daughter.

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Sorry this is so late...

[deadliestviper]

I think I'd like that.

Yeah? Guess they don't all hang out in biker bars hustling pool then.

pfft it's okay, I'm the latest of lateville

[butisitzen]

They have them on tape, too. Hands-free. Just in case you want to listen to them in your car. Sometimes you can't beat a comforting voice to drown out your own thoughts.

Do you think that's why so many people hang out in bars? I mean, they're so noisy and crowded. Maybe they're trying to drown their thoughts out too.