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[aboot]

*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

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[aboot]

[ HAIR BLOWS BACK ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER INTO NORTH DAKOTA WHOAAA. ]

HAHAHAHAHAAAA! FIRE IN THE HOLE, PHILLIP. THERE YOU HAVE IT. WE'VE STARTED ANOTHER WAR WITH OUR ASSHOLES.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHa.

[oot]

OH NO PERHAPS WE'LL GET ARRESTED? HAHAHAHAHA! HOPEFULLY THEY WILL KNOW BETTER THAN TO PUT US IN THE SAME CELL!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA.

[aboot]

NO. THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA. WE CAN RUN ABOOT THE CELL AND GAS OUR WAY OOT.

AAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[oot]

OH WHAT A BRILLIANT PLAN, MY FRIEND! FIRE IN THE HOLE INDEED!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAHHHAHAHA

[aboot]

YES ALRIGHT THEN HOLD STILL.

[ pulls his pants down and presses his but up against Phillip's ]
ONCE MORE, TOGETHER NOW!

[oot]

[ FARTS WITH TERRANCE THEN

FARTSPLOSION

FARTCEPTION

FARTPOCALYPSE ]

[aboot]

[ legit makes the BRRRRRRRRRRRRM NOISE

suddenly they're in an anal cavity

within an anal cavity

within an anal cavity ]

MY GOD PHILLIP, LOOK AT THIS!

[oot]

I THINK WE HAVE REACHED FARTVANA!

[aboot]

WELL NO PHILLIP, I THINK WE'VE CROSSED THE RIVER DIARRHEA AND ARE ON OUR WAY TO THE FIRST FART OF HELL.

[oot]

OH NO THAT SOUNDS POSITIVELY DREADFUL.

DREADFUL WITH FARTS ON TOP.

[aboot]

NOT JUST A FART BUT A KERNEL OF CORN.

LET US TRY AND MAKE OUR WAY BACK ACROSS THE RIVER OF SHIT, PHILLIP.

[oot]

WITH THE PADDLE OF TOILET PAPER?

IN THE SHIP OF LAXATIVES?