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[aboot]

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Comments

[wontturntofoam]

Does he have some kind of trouble controlling it?

[oot]

OH YES MOST DEFINITELY. IN FACT, I THINK HE WOULD REQUIRE SOMETHING TO KEEP HIS SHIT TIDY AND CLEAN.

PERHAPS A BUTTPLUG.

[wontturntofoam]

I--

[...They have plugs for that? Well, that's weird, but if ever there was someone who required one...]

I agree entirely. You should acquire one of these for him immediately.

[oot]

OH I WILL ACQUIRE ONE MOST HASTE!

[wontturntofoam]

Yes! GO FORTH!

[aboot]

A BUTT PLUG WILL NOT WORK, PHILLIP. WE MUST USE AN ENEMA.

[wontturntofoam]

Don't interrupt!

[GAWD TERRANCE, THEY'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT YOUR ANUS HERE >C]

[aboot]

BUT HIS PLAN IS DREADFUL INDEED!

[wontturntofoam]

IT HAS MUCH PROMISE!

[aboot]

BUT IF YOU USE A BUTTPLUG YOU MIGHT FILL YOURSELF WITH POO AND CAUSE A POOPLEAR EXPLOSION IN CANADA!!!

[wontturntofoam]

That sounds like a lie which you have concocted, but be that as it may, I am comfortable with you taking this risk if there is a chance that it will assist you in controlling your bowel movements.

[oot]

BUT THAT WILL ONLY MAKE IT COME OUT!!!!

[aboot]

AND THEN WE SHALL HAVE A SCIENTIFIC STUDY OF POO. PHILLIP THINK OF THE EVOLUTION OF HUMAN POOP ALL AROUND THE WORLD. THINK OF WHAT WE CAN DO WITH POO.

[oot]

POO IS THE FUTURE.

THIS IS 20POO12.