aboot: (nobody fucks uncles)
Terrance ([personal profile] aboot) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-09 11:32 pm

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*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
wontturntofoam: a creepy staring man (hay so imma touch your face now kay?)

[personal profile] wontturntofoam 2012-03-10 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
What was that noise?
wontturntofoam: a man looking grossed out (eew what?  no!)

[personal profile] wontturntofoam 2012-03-10 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Were you...defecating?
wontturntofoam: a wet, unhappy looking man (lol went for a swim)

[personal profile] wontturntofoam 2012-03-10 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you do something like that! I don't want the air from your anus to be propelled in my direction!

[personal profile] oot 2012-03-10 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
TERRANCE'S ASSHOLE HAHAHAHAHA.
wontturntofoam: a man looking affronted (disappointment)

[personal profile] wontturntofoam 2012-03-10 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Does he have some kind of trouble controlling it?

[personal profile] oot 2012-03-10 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
OH YES MOST DEFINITELY. IN FACT, I THINK HE WOULD REQUIRE SOMETHING TO KEEP HIS SHIT TIDY AND CLEAN.

PERHAPS A BUTTPLUG.
wontturntofoam: a man having a civil conversation (civil conversation)

[personal profile] wontturntofoam 2012-03-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I--

[...They have plugs for that? Well, that's weird, but if ever there was someone who required one...]

I agree entirely. You should acquire one of these for him immediately.

[personal profile] oot 2012-03-10 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
OH I WILL ACQUIRE ONE MOST HASTE!
wontturntofoam: a smug man with a split lip (Lolololol you punch like a girl)

[personal profile] wontturntofoam 2012-03-10 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! GO FORTH!
wontturntofoam: a shrieking face (Shrieking like a pro.)

[personal profile] wontturntofoam 2012-03-10 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Don't interrupt!

[GAWD TERRANCE, THEY'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT YOUR ANUS HERE >C]
wontturntofoam: a screaming face (SHRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEK)

[personal profile] wontturntofoam 2012-03-10 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
IT HAS MUCH PROMISE!
wontturntofoam: a man looking dismissive and unconcerned (dismissive)

[personal profile] wontturntofoam 2012-03-10 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a lie which you have concocted, but be that as it may, I am comfortable with you taking this risk if there is a chance that it will assist you in controlling your bowel movements.

[personal profile] oot 2012-03-10 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
BUT THAT WILL ONLY MAKE IT COME OUT!!!!

[personal profile] oot 2012-03-10 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
POO IS THE FUTURE.

THIS IS 20POO12.