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[aboot]

*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Comments

[minor_setback]

Toilet humor is one of the most abominable types of humor in existence.

[aboot]

MAYBE IT WOULD BE FUNNIER IF I GOT OOT OF HERE AND THEN POOPED ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING.

[oot]

PERHAPS THAT IS TRUE, TERRANCE, BUT WOULD WE WASTE SUCH PRECIOUS SHIT ON AN ABOMINATION SUCH AS THIS?

[aboot]

WELL YES, PHILLIP, I'VE SAVED UP A WEEK'S WORTH JUST FOR A FELLOW LIKE THIS AND IF I DON'T I MIGHT JUST EXPLODE.

[ suddenly shit starts spewing out of every orifice ]

[oot]

OH NO, TERRANCE, YOU ARE GETTING YOUR SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. IN FACT I THINK THERE IS SHIT IN MY SHIT! THIS IS A VERY UNFORTUNATE TURN OF EVENTS.

[aboot]

YOU HAD BETTER HURRY UP AND FIND A TOWEL I THINK THIS SHIT WILL INDEED FLOOD CANADA AND MURDER ALL THE GRIZZLY BEARS THEN WHAT WILL WE DO?

[minor_setback]

SHUT. UP.

[oot]

THEN OBVIOUSLY WE WOULD HAVE TO STOP FIGHTING GRIZZLY BEARS.

[ ba dum psh ]

[minor_setback]

Then stop fighting grizzly bears.

[oot]

BUT WHY, YOUNG FURRY THING?

[minor_setback]

I will vivisect you if you do not cease your irritating actions.

[oot]

[ SHITS ON ]

[aboot]

WILL YOU VIVISECT OUR ASSHOLE SO WE CAN CREATE EVEN GRANDER FARTS?

Dear sweet shitsatorn, this is so hilarious

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat sits there for a while, eyes visible from the mound of brown turd. He's glaring so many daggers at the both of you. After a while, he then yells and explodes out of the shit, gets his gun out of hammerspace, and proceeds to shoot fireballs wildly at the two of you.]

HAHA I'M GLAD

[oot]

[ TURNS THE FIRE INTO POOP ]

[aboot]

[ IGNITES THE POOP WITH A FART LIKE STICKS WITH THE CAVEMEN ]

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat's too busy being in a rage to do anything more than attempt to turn the both of them into BBQ Canadians.]