Voice test. Canon is Suits.

[loyalassistant]

If you're going to bring me here, the least you can do is make me look good. Let me raid Olivia Pope's closet or something. That woman knows how to shop.

And this whole thing about having me because there's too many Harveys around? No. You can never have too many Harvey Specters.

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[dontplaytheodds]

No such thing as too much of a good thing.

[loyalassistant]

Absolutely not. Excepting all the innuendoes I can make about having more than one of you.

[dontplaytheodds]

I'm so good you really only need one of me.

[loyalassistant]

Yeah, but the sex jokes about that are less obvious.

[Smiles.]

Did you miss me?

[dontplaytheodds]

Double penetration jokes?



What kind of question is that? Of course.

[loyalassistant]

Those.


And I knew the answer, I just love when you say it.

[the_solution]

You already look rather nice, ma'am. I do not see how other clothes would change that.

[loyalassistant]

[Smiles brightly.]

That's very sweet of you to say. I just have expensive taste.

[the_solution]

I do not see how an expensive article of clothing would improve on something that's already perfect. Then again, I do not really talk to many women or have any female friends. I might be out of the loop there.

[loyalassistant]

It's a girl thing, sweetheart.

[the_solution]

I suppose so. Still, I think your face would make up for anything 'bad' clothing choice you were to make. Just a thought.

Maybe I would get this if there were women in my life besides my mother.

[loyalassistant]

You'll learn it when you start dating. Women are very particular about our clothes.

[notbloodylikely]

Honey, no one has to make you look good. Far as I can tell, it'd be hard to do the opposite.

[loyalassistant]

I appreciate the compliment. I just think I'll look even better with the right wardrobe.

[notbloodylikely]

Well, can't argue with that. 'Course, I've always been of the opinion that it's the wearing that does it, not the equipment.

[Which is why he has no fashion sense. Doesn't even wear a shirt.]

[loyalassistant]

Oh, I can fill out a dress like no one's business.

[notbloodylikely]

I'd like to see that.

I totally believe it, I'd just like to see it.

[loyalassistant]

You'd probably have to put a shirt on to get into any event where I'd be wearing one.

mun loves you and wanted to jump in to say hi

[satanlawyer]

I can understand the wanting the best clothes possible, that's why I make great use of the company black diamone credit card. (Smiles)

[fat_lies_and_skinny_ties]

I'm pretty sure one Harvey's more than enough

[For him at least - Just the thought of any more makes him pull a slight expression of dread]

[loyalassistant]

I'd rather have another Harvey than another Louis. Or Nigel. Or many, many other people.

Hi, Mike.

[fat_lies_and_skinny_ties]

[And thus, the dread is replaced by agreement]

...Okay that's fair

Hey - how's life treating you? Haven't really seen you around much. Here, anyway.

[loyalassistant]

It's good. Just saw all the legions of Specters and thought someone needed to balance that out.

[fat_lies_and_skinny_ties]

Well, you being here meant my mun actually brought me out for once. So, you know...added bonus

[Because he is just adorable I mean really. How could any community function without him.]

'Legions of Specters'...sorta sounds like a bad sci-fi movie..

[loyalassistant]

Ha.

We're still testing the waters. But I've met two Harveys so far, so if things pan out, I might be sticking around for awhile.

How's Rachel?