Voice test. Canon is Suits.

[loyalassistant]

If you're going to bring me here, the least you can do is make me look good. Let me raid Olivia Pope's closet or something. That woman knows how to shop.

And this whole thing about having me because there's too many Harveys around? No. You can never have too many Harvey Specters.

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[dontplaytheodds]

No such thing as too much of a good thing.

[loyalassistant]

Absolutely not. Excepting all the innuendoes I can make about having more than one of you.

[dontplaytheodds]

I'm so good you really only need one of me.

[the_solution]

You already look rather nice, ma'am. I do not see how other clothes would change that.

[loyalassistant]

Yeah, but the sex jokes about that are less obvious.

[Smiles.]

Did you miss me?

[loyalassistant]

[Smiles brightly.]

That's very sweet of you to say. I just have expensive taste.

[the_solution]

I do not see how an expensive article of clothing would improve on something that's already perfect. Then again, I do not really talk to many women or have any female friends. I might be out of the loop there.

[loyalassistant]

It's a girl thing, sweetheart.

[the_solution]

I suppose so. Still, I think your face would make up for anything 'bad' clothing choice you were to make. Just a thought.

Maybe I would get this if there were women in my life besides my mother.

[loyalassistant]

You'll learn it when you start dating. Women are very particular about our clothes.

[dontplaytheodds]

Double penetration jokes?



What kind of question is that? Of course.

[loyalassistant]

Those.


And I knew the answer, I just love when you say it.

[notbloodylikely]

Honey, no one has to make you look good. Far as I can tell, it'd be hard to do the opposite.

[loyalassistant]

I appreciate the compliment. I just think I'll look even better with the right wardrobe.

[dontplaytheodds]

Think about me naked, penetrating you often?


Well, then I missed you. A lot.

[notbloodylikely]

Well, can't argue with that. 'Course, I've always been of the opinion that it's the wearing that does it, not the equipment.

[Which is why he has no fashion sense. Doesn't even wear a shirt.]

[loyalassistant]

I've seen you naked. I have a good memory of what that was like.

[Grins.]

So tell me what you've been up to. Anything juicy? Anything you need?

[Even when she flirts, Donna is still Harvey's assistant, and wants to make sure he's taken care of.]

[loyalassistant]

Oh, I can fill out a dress like no one's business.

[notbloodylikely]

I'd like to see that.

I totally believe it, I'd just like to see it.

[loyalassistant]

You'd probably have to put a shirt on to get into any event where I'd be wearing one.

[dontplaytheodds]

Oh, that's a sight that will always be with you Donna.

I haven't been up to much actually. Kind of bored really.

[notbloodylikely]

Oh.Classy.

[loyalassistant]

I'm not the only one that still thinks about it.

Well then let's find you something exciting to do. Want to get a few drinks? Maybe take out the Porsche. Or I can make some calls.

[loyalassistant]

Law firm galas are usually black tie.

[the_solution]

I sincerely doubt anyone is going to ever want to date me. Or that I would know what to do if someone did. I do not know how to be charming, ma'am, nor do I know anything about women - I can only assume it would end poorly.