Voice test. Canon is Suits.

[loyalassistant]

If you're going to bring me here, the least you can do is make me look good. Let me raid Olivia Pope's closet or something. That woman knows how to shop.

And this whole thing about having me because there's too many Harveys around? No. You can never have too many Harvey Specters.

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[the_solution]

You already look rather nice, ma'am. I do not see how other clothes would change that.

[loyalassistant]

[Smiles brightly.]

That's very sweet of you to say. I just have expensive taste.

[the_solution]

I do not see how an expensive article of clothing would improve on something that's already perfect. Then again, I do not really talk to many women or have any female friends. I might be out of the loop there.

[loyalassistant]

It's a girl thing, sweetheart.

[the_solution]

I suppose so. Still, I think your face would make up for anything 'bad' clothing choice you were to make. Just a thought.

Maybe I would get this if there were women in my life besides my mother.

[loyalassistant]

You'll learn it when you start dating. Women are very particular about our clothes.

[the_solution]

I sincerely doubt anyone is going to ever want to date me. Or that I would know what to do if someone did. I do not know how to be charming, ma'am, nor do I know anything about women - I can only assume it would end poorly.

[loyalassistant]

Oh, honey. Don't say that about yourself.

[the_solution]

I am not the kind of guy that women approach. I am far too interested in things they are not. As I understand it, you cannot build a relationship up with no common ground to stand on, correct?

[loyalassistant]

You need to meet more women.

[the_solution]

You really think it is that simple?

[loyalassistant]

I do. You'd be surprised what some girls are into.

[the_solution]

I hope so. That is the only conceivable way I might be able to get a date.

[loyalassistant]

Get out, explore the world, see some things. That's what you do.