Voice test. Canon is Suits.

[loyalassistant]

If you're going to bring me here, the least you can do is make me look good. Let me raid Olivia Pope's closet or something. That woman knows how to shop.

And this whole thing about having me because there's too many Harveys around? No. You can never have too many Harvey Specters.

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[dontplaytheodds]

I'm so good you really only need one of me.

[loyalassistant]

Yeah, but the sex jokes about that are less obvious.

[Smiles.]

Did you miss me?

[dontplaytheodds]

Double penetration jokes?



What kind of question is that? Of course.

[loyalassistant]

Those.


And I knew the answer, I just love when you say it.

[dontplaytheodds]

Think about me naked, penetrating you often?


Well, then I missed you. A lot.

[loyalassistant]

I've seen you naked. I have a good memory of what that was like.

[Grins.]

So tell me what you've been up to. Anything juicy? Anything you need?

[Even when she flirts, Donna is still Harvey's assistant, and wants to make sure he's taken care of.]

[dontplaytheodds]

Oh, that's a sight that will always be with you Donna.

I haven't been up to much actually. Kind of bored really.

[loyalassistant]

I'm not the only one that still thinks about it.

Well then let's find you something exciting to do. Want to get a few drinks? Maybe take out the Porsche. Or I can make some calls.

[dontplaytheodds]

Oh no, I think about it. A lot.

[Smirking.]

Well, I do find you exciting.

[Okay he'll lay off the sex jokes now.]

Porsche it is.

[loyalassistant]

I'll have the car brought over. Anything else?

[dontplaytheodds]

Just you and the Porsche.

[loyalassistant]

I'll have to change first. Am I meeting you at the office?

[Probably, but it's worth asking so she's not having the car sent to the wrong place.]