shelbycobra: (Oh no you didn't)
[personal profile] shelbycobra
I GOT MARRIED?!?

Thanks for telling me. You don't have the best luck playing me in a relationship, so can you please not turn me totally upside down? Tobey's about the only person I trust with relationship advice and he hasn't been here in forever so I have no clue what I'm doing.

It is kinda flattering though.
shelbycobra: (Not a racing dude)
[personal profile] shelbycobra
Nine women in this year's Rolex 24. I can see why that made you want to bring me back.

But your idea is that I'm just hanging out around the paddock with my husband and my friends? Why wouldn't you want to say I'm out there racing? That's what I do; I'm a racing driver. I'm a three-time Rolex 24 winner. Someone, somewhere, would want me to be in their car.

[Even though her friends are out there racing and doing very well, Shelby can't help but be jealous. She wants to drive. Not stand around and eat the catering. Especially not at one of the biggest races in the motorsports world. The one that restarted her whole career.]

Oh well. Let's see if you get any more tags this time and maybe we'll be able to stick around until St. Petersburg.
flirtyengineer: (Default)
[personal profile] flirtyengineer
You find somewhere the show is streaming and you want to bring me back out again?

Dan is like, way more interesting than me. All I'm going to do is fix computers and hit Rebecca over the head with something heavy. Actually probably more the second one, I like her even less now.

You'd probably be better off sending me back to LA and having me meet some new sportscasters, telling your own story -- but then you'd have to find another mun who's as big a sports dork as we are. Good luck with that.
finalbows: see no evil hear no evil (>:()
[personal profile] finalbows
Go play Opera Omnia already, the suspense over what happens to me in that blasted app game is killing me!

I have some sort... extended interaction with that little discarded doll? The Iifa Tree appears?! Stop making me have to wait!

ulternprofessor: (Default)
[personal profile] ulternprofessor
Huh? Who the heck are ya? What's it?

[He's gazing down at the Player through their computer screen leering through his shades.]

You go around calling yourselves "Mun"? What's that supposed to mean?

In any case, can we cut this convo short? I've got a lot of work ahead of me. All these Pokemon showing up in Ultern won't record themselves so why don't you hurry up and pack up some Pokeballs and lend me a hand?

(ooc: Crossposted from dear-player! This is a bit of a voicetesting post even if he sounds like a sour applin here.}
quadblast: (Default)
[personal profile] quadblast
I knew that it was just a matter of time before you would cave. You love me. Don't feel ashamed of admitting that! I know that I'm the best around.

Now, let's get started shall we? Throw me into something fun and adventurous. I'm itching to stretch my leg and see what's up with people, including aliens. It'll be fun.

Oh we should probably talk about compensation... No? Well that just made this a whole less fun. But fine... I'll have to look into other means. Keep an eye on your wallet.
shelbycobra: (Her night out)
[personal profile] shelbycobra
Did you miss me? 'Cause I missed this.

[ She's practically bouncing. ]

I know it's intimidating to start a new season, especially when this is the first one after you had to retcon... Well, my whole life. You're in uncharted territory here. But let's face it: I've been in this position before. I moved to Europe after college... Had to start my career over after the year I spent with Tobey in New York... We're good at the picking ourselves up from nothing trope.

It's a new season. There'll be new races and new things for you to get excited about. Plus it's a chance for you to introduce me to new friends, now that my entire social life doesn't revolve around the baby you didn't actually want me having in the first place. Which sounds a lot meaner when I say it like that. But you said you wrote me into a corner a little bit so... Now you're not in the corner anymore.

Let's have some fun with this, huh? And go hit up some memes and find some new friends. That'll keep you going. After seven years, we don't give up easily.
cobrahandler: (Don't test me)
[personal profile] cobrahandler
Did I say 'go fuck yourself' yet? Because I'm thinking it.
shelbycobra: (Making a phone call)
[personal profile] shelbycobra
I can't believe we're even talking about this...Two guys fighting over me? I've gone years without a man in my life and now you're thinking there could be two of them? I mean, I'm flattered but...

Okay. Let's back up.

Thank you for getting back into writing for me again and for writing for my teammates. They're great people and they deserve to be developed more than they have been. Particularly Derrick; I'm glad he's back and that he's so happy with the new path he's chosen. Even Shane, you could try getting back into his journal again, as scared as I am of what's in his head.

But this idea you have...

I don't know how this is going to work. Derrick's a great guy and he's changed since I saw him last. It makes sense we'd feel a spark together after being apart. Peter and I are probably a better match, living together for the last five months and all, but he would never cross that line. If we didn't get together years ago, why would we do it now?

Which means we're stuck. We're between the guy who's great and plausibly would want to date me or the guy I could marry that probably wouldn't happen for another six years. I don't want to hurt either of them after everything they've both done for me. So how are you going to write us out of this one? Maybe you should ask for help.

...and also, thank you that it wasn't Shane. I know you used to tease that but no. I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life than that.
whitescalesbigmouth: (Saft - Flowers)
[personal profile] whitescalesbigmouth
[Certain spoilers were dropped yesterday and well it was quite the reveal and now there's no way to summarise how to feel about said spoiler and how it'll effect things.]

Well, it's not what I was expecting but I'm sure we'll find someway of dealing with it, I mean...there's all that other stuff we have to deal with first before the thing even happens!

You've put me through so much already, I'm sure it's nothing I can't handle, Mun. I've already got so much on my plate right now...

[Mundane could have sworn Saft had already told Corvidan it wasn't her problem.]

I-It's not! I just...well--

You've seen how he gets, he's hopeless and it's not like he knows what he's doing! This doesn't mean I've stopped being angry with him alright?! I just don't want him to get hurt.

[You keep telling yourself that, Kiddo.]
putbacktogether: (Default)
[personal profile] putbacktogether
So you're going to keep shuffling me between New Jersey and Chicago just so you can make a joke about how Chase and Casey have never been in the same room together?

This is why I come and go on you, just so you know. Dumb jokes like this. Please just let me get back to practicing medicine and stop coming up with these cutesy ideas.
plusonesecond: (Stare)
[personal profile] plusonesecond
No. I'm not doing this again. The person I care about more than anyone in this world getting tortured? You can call me when he comes back, if he comes back, but I'm not playing with that canon.

I watched the guy I was going to marry walk out on me. Saw my best friend betray us. The man I loved shot himself. I'm not here to watch Jesse suffer and me fail to help someone all over again. I can't take that. So find somebody else to play unless he resurfaces. Unharmed. And without any of this bullshit.

I'm done.
auspex_caelo: (Explaining)
[personal profile] auspex_caelo
I’ll thank you not to involve me in whatever your latest scheme entails. I gather even my brother has managed to disentangle himself from it, as well he should. We both have serious matters to attend to in our own realm- happy or otherwise.

You do recall there is a civil war in progress, don’t you? A war concerning which it has suited you to be entirely ambiguous, and for far longer than is reasonable. I can hardly remain stationed in Skyrim forever. Haven’t you given any thought to the matter of resolving it? 

I thought as much. After the wedding, perhaps.
lightsabersndeloreans: (Default)
[personal profile] lightsabersndeloreans
"Does this mean I get to meet Princess Leia? Because that would be AMAZING! If that happens, I can't wait to tell everyone when I come home."

[ Her smile falters for a moment as she realizes something. ]

"Not sure how I'll get there, but I'll figure it out. Wouldn't want them to worry, especially my dad, you know."

[ Always looking on the bright side, this one. ]

"I'm not alone, at least my friend is tagging along for the ride. It'll be an adventure!"
shelbycobra: (Default)
[personal profile] shelbycobra
I know we're not engaged anymore, but that doesn't mean you're not allowed to feel bad about what happened to him. I feel bad about it, too. I always wanted the best for Connor, and it's not like Dino wouldn't understand. After all, we've all been through some rough times.

You should never, ever feel badly about caring for someone. That's what makes us human.
bloodforged: (Listen)
[personal profile] bloodforged
We going with this then? You stealing my freedom away like the fucking Romans did? I've no reason to trust you. If you seek my trust, return me to my brethren, my lover. If not, I'll rage so the Gods shall tremble. Trust me.

Also stop giggling over my name's similarity to that creature.

Edit: Wrong tag "type: canon original"
shelbycobra: (Default)
[personal profile] shelbycobra
I know this is difficult for everyone, but difficult doesn't mean it shouldn't be done. We need Tobey to be here.

I'm getting married, for God's sake. It would be out of character for him to blow off the biggest day of my life. Just like it's been out of character for you to say he just up and left me. He never would have done that.

Dino needs him to be here. There's nothing more in the world that man wants than to mend fences between them. It may not work, Tobey may punch him in the face again, but he deserves the chance to try. He really has changed, and having Tobey see that would really help him.

And Julia. Don't forget Julia.

We all were influenced by him. He changed all of our lives. It just doesn't feel right to have us all coming back together, and him not be here. He deserves his part in the story, too.
shelbycobra: (Has a headache)
[personal profile] shelbycobra
Fine. You're going to make me say it.

We need Tobey.

You can't go back into the past, our past, without him. He deserves to know what's going on, especially when it involves someone he hates. He needs to know, if he wouldn't outright come over here and kick you in the ass.

I would.
plusonesecond: (Stare)
[personal profile] plusonesecond
What I really need right now is a certain British soldier on my doorstep. You know every time I don't see Michael I think he's getting into another naked fistfight.

And I'm not breaking that up. That's not sanitary.

And also, you want to check with TJ before you start talking about what happened to him. I think he and his mun might have something to say about that. Not make it so damn depressing.